20. mick jagger & ellen degeneres*

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it's almost halloween

i know

are you gonna go trick or treating?

with who?

alone

a 22-year-old trick or treating all by herself dressed as a pirate

not weird at all

why a pirate?

it's the only costume i have in my closet

you should dress as an angel

why?

the white hair

dress all white and there it is

an angel

i won't go out

i'll stay home watching nightmare before christmas, frankenweenie and corpse bride

sounds like a great plan

it is, did it last year too

five stars, never disappoints

do you have plans?

leeroy wants to hang out

trick or treat?

not really, we're too old for that

no you're not

you could dress up

like a prince

prince harry

i was thinking of mick jagger

LMAO

WHY

it's fun

it would fit you

everyone loves it when i impersonate him

YOU'RE KIDDING

YOU DO THAT?

i'm pretty good at it if you ask me

you're for sure not THAT good

said by who?

someone who looks like a fairy

harry :(

i can impersonate ellen degeneres

hard to believe

just gotta open my eyes a lot and create an awkward silence until you answer my even more awkward question

ok that was accurate

she's like that

you like her show?

i actually met her

no you did not

why don't you believe me?

in what scenario do ellen degeneres and a florist meet?

what's wrong with being a florist?

never said there was something wrong about it

cause there's nOT

you're not getting a bouquet

was i getting one anyway?

no

you are so cruel

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