So Random Crap

Nice to meet you...

First time meeting you,

You greeted me, hi to you.

I said back, how are you?

And you answered, im fine thank you.

As time passes by,

Were like cats that never die.

But hey, you know my jokes are dry,

I always hope it wont make you cry.

Most of the time i dont make any sense,

Well, thats me alright but i do care less.

All i want is your presence,

And im here for you without pretences.

You are like a sister to me,

And thanks for letting me be.

Im just here as your brother,

Can you please pass that butter?

Okey ill be serious now,

But hey i dont know how.

Can i just eat a cow?

And kick that cat when it says meow?

Really i dont know what im writing here,

Its your fault for making that dare.

But whatever, am here now and making this clear,

I still wont do it even if ill be eaten by a bear.

I have been thinking for words to say,

But i dont think it wont come to me today.

By the way i have a friend named grey,

Opss dang! im so lost again hey.

I hope this doesn't make you laugh,

Coz when you do, you might cough.

By swallowing that spit accidentally,

I'll send my laughing thoughts mentally.

While making this i remember the hotdogs i ate,

So yum! that i needed to say it here.

The juicylicious taste when you bite it,

Bleh! you think i would share?

This crappy poem is going nowhere,

But just to give you something to wear?

Haha! wait, that's so uncalled for,

Oh well, you're free to slam that door.

Thanks for even reading this crap,

Hmm, i think i like some crab.

Errr, should i pour some water on the tub?

Hey answer me you snob!