Tukayo (Vaklas Book Series Pt. 1)

8

Andi's PoV

"Hello?! Sino to?! Aga aga hoy di kita kilala!" Sabi ko ng nakapikit "bye!"

"Wait! Omygosh stress!!"

Napadilat ako sa narinig kong boses

"Teka baks?! Kaninong lalaki tong number na to ha?! Bakit di registered sa phone ko?!"

"Gorl problema ko ba kung shungaers ka magsave ng number?!"

"Psh. Ano ba kasi?! Aga aga hoy!"

"Be my girlfriend"

"Tangina mo?"

"Shutanginamers din gorl oy ekskyusme?!"

"Ako ba pinaglololoko mong bakla ka? Ha?! Umagang umaga pinaiinit mo ulo ko!"

"I wouldn't call you for a joke???"

"Yun naman pala! Bye!"

"Wit lang!!! Mama omygosh nakakastress ka ha?!"

"Ako pa nakakastress?! Baklang to?!"

"Oo na ako na yung bakla pagsigawan mo pa mygosh!"

"Ano ba kaseng joke yan?!"

"Gorl look. I need your help, okay?"

"Help? Ko?"

Ewan ko but a smile formed on my lips knowing he needs me

"Look, you're the only girl I know na makapal ang mukha"

"Aba't!"

"In a good way mama! Oh ghad let me finish kase!"

"Ano ba kasing pakulo to ha?!"

"Shutanginamo patapusin mo ko"

"Fine!"

"Okay. This is just for play okay?! My dad wants to meet a girl-"

"Hindi ako pumapatol sa matanda gaga!"

"Aahhh I wanna pull your hair from the phone you know that?!"

"Ano ba kase?!"

"Can you shut up for five fcking minutes?! Kung may iba akong choice di kita tyyagain babae ka!"

"Oo na oo na!!"

"Ok" he breathes before continuing "I need you to pretend as my girlfriend to my dad and mom. Para lang di ako ipakasal. I don't want an arranged marriage girl."

"Ano naman gagawin ko don?"

"Girl haven't you been in a relationship before???"

"Nagkaron syempre!"

"Oh bat di mo alam?"

"Nililinaw ko nga! Ano holding hands lang ganon? Be sweet with you? BABE??"

"Ugh that babe thingy, can you stop that?"

"Why BABE? Akala ko ba kunwari tayong magjowa? Dapat my tawagan di ba??"

"Fine whatever"

"Teka nga makapagsalita ka parang pumayag na ko ah???"

"Please Andi!!!! Mamaaaa please!!!! Please please please!"

"Pano kung ayoko?" A smirk formed in my lips

"Edi wag hirap hirap neto pakiusapan makakalbo beauty ko sayo! Bye!"

"Teka! Tangina neto ah! Di uso sayo joke?!"

"I don't have time for jokes!! Ghad this is my future we're talking about okay?!"

"OA???"

"Duh yoko makasal sa girl na wit ko knows"

"Ano ba kasi tong pinapasok mong bakla ka? Ha? Jusko!"

"Payag ka ba o hindi?! Kung hindi babush na maghahanap na lang ako ivah!"

"Oo na atat!"

"Wit!!! Wit!!!! So???? Payag ka?! Baks payag ka?!"

Ano ba sinagot ko?? Baklang to bingi ka din pala??"

"Di nga?!"

"Oo nga tangina neto! Isang beses lang naman di ba?"

"Yes! Yes! Omygoshh aahhh my saviour!!!"

"Bakla baka nakakalimutan mo, pabor din to saken, walang ibang lalandi sayo kundi ako"

"Oh whatever. I don't care! Ibang usapan sina popsie!"

"Hahaha"

"Aahhh tenks muchiieee!!!"

"Oo na nga! Kelan ba?"

"Next week? Ha? Ha? Haaaa???"

"Ok. Pero di ba dapat makilala pa kita? Para less failure sa pagpapanggap??"

"How???"

"Date tayo!"

"Ehh?! Eww bakla!! Pretend lang to!"

"Ano wala man lang tayo mapapakitang picture sa family mo?? Ehh magjowa tayo??"

"Ugh fine! When??"

"Now?"

"Now?! You crazy?!"

"Wala naman ako ginagawa ngayon! Dali na! Tsaka sama ko na din si Avi!"

"The madaldal girl?! No way!"

"Yes way! Bye! Text you the location babe! Mwah"

"Hey-"

Bago pa siya makapagsalita binaba ko na yung tawag

"Avi!!! Labas tayo!!"

"G!!"