Narrator X Eddie OneShots

~ I Knew Going To The Bar Was A Good Idea Pt. 2 ~

(A/N: You may be thinking 'Wow Eddie, are you really gonna do two parts of a oneshot back to back?' the answer is yes, yes I am. Also, all of Narrator's lines are scripted by iiWeirdxxvibes, so thank you, dawg! Love ya!)

(Eddie's P.O.V)

We ended up getting an Uber home. Josh, Mully & Juicy stayed at the bar however, because I felt so bad for ruining their experience. Narrator had gotten to the point he couldn't walk without stumbling over every step, and the drinking didn't stop when he got back either.

In fact, he started drinking faster. Another bottle after another and sooner or later, he was on his eleventh bottle. I was standing, watching him, but soon, my legs grew tired, so I sat down next to him instead.

And the moment I do so, Narrator shuffles closer to me, looking me dead in the eyes.

"Heyy.. you're.. prett...yy..."

I feel my cheeks heat up. Dammit.. why am I so easy to make blush?! And I didn't even get time to reply, as Narrator asked me something that just made the blushing even more strong.

"Can... I have... a kiss?"

I nod shyly, looking him in the eyes for a moment before cupping his face and kissing him for a few seconds before pulling away slowly.

"Dawg, I.."

I was rendered speechless after spotting Narrator doing something else. He moved to lay on his stomach and held his chin in his hands while kicking his legs about, a big goofy smile on his face.

"Hehe~"

I give him a confused look and ask what he's doing, which then he replied, still slurring his words.

"Admiring... youu."

I giggle, but afterwards, the room grew quiet. Too quiet. So after a few moments of silence passing by, Narrator suddenly gets an idea of a question, and asks it me.

"You... like spicy food... righhhhtt?"

I turn to look at him, and nod. Indicating whatever he wanted to say could be said, and he smiles.

"Well... I don't think there's... anything you can eat that's... hotter than you~"

I had already been speechless, so I open my mouth to say something, but my mind was repeating what he said, therefore I was way too flustered to reply, and he could see it. So Narrator's smile transforms into a smirk.

"Whaatts wrong...? Narrator got your tongue...?"

I nod yet again, putting my right leg on top of my left one to get more comfortable. Narrator reaching for his most recent bottle of booze and chugging it while making a 'hmnnnh' type of sound as he put it down. There, I draw the line.

"Narrator, you need to lay down."

He shakes his head, looking at me again.

"N... nooooooo...!"

I stop crossing my legs and hold in giggles, because Narrator then kisses me, then speaks again.

"I topped you haha!"

I smile, as Narrator finally gives in to his suppressed tiredness, which he swore he didn't have literally seconds ago, laying his head on my lap and shutting his eyes.

"...Night..."

I chuckle softly, taking my hand and start stroking my fingers through his hair, seeing a smile grow on Narrator's face as he places his hand on my chest, satisfied with how walm I was.

"You're too cute dawg.. I sometimes wonder how you do it.."