Narrator X Eddie OneShots

~ Cleaning Isn't A Chore Anymore ~

(A/N: This idea came from me and IcyPinkPanda12, so thanks dawg. Love ya!)

(Narrator's P.O.V)

"Eddie picks up the empty water bottle off the floor, at first not realising it was empty... he then throws it away, turning to face me, the embodiment of his conscience.."

Eddie does so, then stares me down.

"Narrator, how many times have I got to tell you. You're not someone's conscience. And please stop narrating me. It's off putting."

I sigh and think hard on what to do instead. Eddie had been cleaning for an hour, and he definitely deserved a break.

After a moment of silence, an idea pops up, and I swiftly pick Eddie up bridal style.

"My love, I'm here to rescue you!"

I chuckle and sit him on the sofa. He surprisingly doesn't move, and I sit beside him. He smiles and nuzzles against me like a cat to get comfortable, which actually made me subconsciously my hand on his head and ruffle his hair, which he clearly wanted to have happen.

"Haha! I bested you, dawg! I knew you'd do that!"

I sigh.

"Well it's not my fault you're a pretty kitty~"