𝟎𝟏; such a retard

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"What?!" Yeosang yelled, causing wooyoung to fall off the couch and San to spit his drink in the glass, both looking at him in disbelief.

"What?" San asked annoyed, shifting and leaning back on the cushion of the couch, "what's that paper?" He crossed arms over his chest, waiting for yeosang's jaw to close.

"It's from winner company," yeosang started, voice shaking from excitement and heart racing. "It says I got accepted!"

"WHAT?" Wooyoung shrieked, "I literally sighed for the job three times and I still didn't get accepted?" He glanced around, looking at the two like a lost puppy in the forest.

"Maybe because you suck."

"Really san?" Wooyoung rolled his eyes, standing up and sitting beside the older male. San giggled, winking in the process.

"I'm finally going to stop serving stupid coffee!" Yeosang clapped his hands, standing and jumping up and down on the couch making San and Wooyoung groan.

"But you should be aware," Wooyoung teared a lollipop wrap open and brought it to his mouth, sucking on it before humming. While getting the attention of San and yeosang, he decided to continue. "Our boss sucks."

"And he's an ass." San barged in.

"He's egoistic."

"And self-centered."

"He's strict as fuck."

"and rude as hell."

"He's such a retard."

"But he's one of my close friends, he's just like that with new people. I actually really like him." San shrugged carelessly, leaning back on the couch with one hand caressing wooyoung's hair. "He just opens up pretty late..."

"Is he really?" Yeosang sat back down, bringing his hand to cover his mouth. "My previous boss sucked, but no one is worse than him."

"Really?" Wooyoung rolled his eyes, "he almost fired me because I added sugar in his coffee."

"And almost fired me because I was singing in the elevator."

"What kind of a boss is that?" Yeosang mumbled to himself, terrified. "No, I'm not going to get that job. I'll just reje-"

"NO!" San yelled, making the two flinch and look surprised at by the sudden outburst, "he's not that bad!"

"San, he literally called you a street mopper." Wooyoung commented, sucking on the lollipop and bringing the orange juice to his mouth afterwards.

"Well yes!" San snatched the lollipop from the other's hand and sucked on it, "But the pay is really good and you wouldn't need to do part time jobs like you always did."

"That's fair," yeosang huffed, "but you know, He's not going to get on my way. Who is he, anyway?"

"That's our yeosang." San glared at wooyoung and wiggled his brows, making the boy roll his eyes and smack the back of his head.

"But you should be aware of your actions." Wooyoung added a few seconds after, noticing the sudden confused expression on yeosang's face.

"What do you mean?" Yeosang rested his cheek in the palm of his hand, looking at the younger with amusement.

"You need to wear nice clothes. like a uniform, that might make him get closer to you. And don't use too much makeup, also style your hair. Also don't ever be late! He'll summon you to his office and then sit you down on a chair, he'll start scolding you from head to toe and embarrass you to death and-"

"He really is a dick." Yeosang muttered, rubbing the back of his head awkwardly as he folded his hands together, taking a look at the two. "I wonder how he looks like, he must suck."

San chuckled, earning a grunt from wooyoung. "Why don't you take that part for yourself? It would be funny to get your reaction directly."

"What?"

"Just... wait."

Hey babies ;)
Welcome to the first chapter.
I hope you like it and have a great day.🖤

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