Griffin pants, strands of his hay-like blonde hair falling over his eyes, the green goo from the dead monsters that laid before him lathered his arms.
“How the fuck did I do that?”
Griffin was astonished by multiple things: one, the fact that he just beaten the ass of two green shit and two, he somehow knew how to use the Katana sword that magically appeared in his hands three, he somehow didn’t scream at the fact that his designer Versace jeans were covered in green goo.
Calmly, he fished his smart phone out of his pocket and replied to Karmen to make her sure that he was alive (barely).
His phone dinged, must be a message from Walter confessing his love and reminding him about how cool he was but, no instead, he had received a message from someone who goes by the user name of ‘MeatIsForMen’.
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MeatIsForMen: i see, the first thing you do is beat the xhit out of important characters you would need in the near furture, hmmm stupidity is quite common in you mortals
bitchitsversace: ? who the fuck are you?
MeatIsForMen: i’ve been watching you mortals for some time- specifically you- oh and my name? well, korbin but, i would prefer if you call me by my username.
bitchitsversace: korbin, who are you and how the fuck did you outlive the sun exploding and shit or was it a meteor? jesus unless you dont come from earth either
MeatIsForMen: im korbin
bitchitsversace: yes i know that you’re korbin but who are you?
MeatIsForMen: im korbin
bitchitsversace: jesus christ are you a fucking idiot or are you trolling me? i dont have time for this shit mate
MeatIsForMen: you call me an idiot one more time and i can make sure that you’ll never be born
bitchitsversace: hah very fucking funny
MeatIsForMen: there is only one reason why im messaging you so please listen the fuck up
MeatIsForMen: dont press the xffing button.
bitchitsversace: wtf
MeatIsForMen: thats what your future self told me
bitchitsversace: this is one lame fucking joke
MeatIsForMen: you dont have to believe me or even like me at all just remember to not press the button its for your sake
MeatIsForMen: also kid snippets (the videos of young mortals on the video engine called ‘youtube’) its not so bad as i thought it was
bitchitsversace: im fucking done with you so fuck you byeeeeeeeeeee
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MeatIsForMen: well fuck you too then human, piece of xhit that breathes carbon dioxide
MeatIsForMen: wat xhit no i mean oxygen ignore that
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bitchitsversace: hah you’re a fucking idiot >:)
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AdventureFour thirteen year olds are forced to create a new universe as their planet is destroyed by a strange PC game- their other objective: defeating the Lord of Darkness, all whilst dealing with puberty. Pretty hard if you ask me. Just brilliant cover m...
