[TJWNAT] 6 - Jake Bakes?

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CHAPTER SIX :

A cat runned over by a gigantic truck.

That's how I'm feeling right now.

Tutoring Jake is harder than I thought.

"Ugh no! Jake this is the-" "Are you even listening?" I asked.

"Y-yeah," He said.

"And what did I say?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Tha-that uhh."

"Listen now, jerk."

I was explaining to him about biomolecules for like the fifth time.

"Do you understand now?" I asked.

"I think so," He said unsure.

"We'll learn it again next time, I'm tired."

"Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and
neon?" He asked suddenly.

"What?" I replied.

"Just answer," He said annoyed.

"No?"

"Say yes!"

"Yes?"

"Because you are F-I-Ne."

"Lame," I muttered.

"Chemistry pickup lines are the best!" Jake answered. "Shouldn't have wasted a great pickup line on a girl like you," he shakes his head. "Your turn to tell me a joke or whatever."

"You," I said.

I was looking through his room and spotted an Xbox, why didn't I see it before? "Wait, you have an Xbox?" I asked.

"Yes, stupid." Jake replied.

"I'm not stupid, you are."

"At least I'm not a nerd."

"I do have a social life, which means I'm not a nerd, plus being called a nerd is a compliment, it means you're smarter than others," I answered.

"You're something else, Lex."

"Did I heard you right?"

"What?"

"You called me Lex!"

"So?"

"No more dimples!"

"I'm sorry dimples, you're going to be stuck with that nickname forever, dimples," He said.

"Jerk," I muttered.

"That's all you got? Come on, try to hurt me, it's going to be hard."

I think of a smart insult to him for a moment.

"Why so long? Can't think of any insults for me because I'm too perfect?" He smirked.

"More like I can think of so many insults, I have to fit all of them in a sentence," I said.

"Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen."

"Ouch, that hurts," He mocked-pouted, hands on his heart.

"Let's just play Xbox!" I groaned.

"IN YOUR FACE SUCKER!" I said.

I won Call of Duty against Jake two times already.

"You got lucky," He mumbled.

"Lucky? I won two times, loser," I said.

"Lucky? I won two times, loser," He mimicked me doing a girly voice.

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