The Peculiar Adventures of Malachi and Pepper

Enoch, my man, Why tho

Malachi and Pepper were out in the garden, well Mala was, Pepper was to busy simping over Miss P.

"Pepper, you wanna know what's ironic?" Malachi looks up from his book on dark magic because he edgy like that. Pepper looks at him and sighs,

"What Mal? What is SOOOOO ironic that made you need to interrupt my simping session?"

Malachi snorts, "Wolves are basically dogs and dogs chase birds. You deadass be chasing Miss P." 

Pepper's face goes bright red and she starts mumbling under her breath. Malachi sighs and puts his book down, "I'd be careful around her though, you both might catch something from each other."

She scoffs and looks at him with a 'sure whatever you say' look, "Oh yea? What would she give me?"

"Bird flu," he cackles like a dying walrus, bc he cant giggle cutely to save his life.

She scowls darkly and starts to stand up, "And what would she get from me..?"

Malachi leans forward with a smirk on his face and says something that is prolly goin kill him but he really doesnt care.

"Fleas."

And just like that Pepper has shifted and is chasing Malachi around the place while everyone looks at them completely judging them. Enoch, my main mans who will forever play with dolls, grabs Malachi and looks at Pepper, finally done with their shit.

"What is this about?"

He doesn't get an answer but just them both bitching like children playing the blame game. Enoch, whomst I simp and have the same resting bitch face as, groans in frustration and just kicks them both out of the house.

"Come back when you two act your age, and yes that's more aimed at you Malachi, I dont care if we're a couple," he wipes his hands on his trousers and looks down at them both.

Mala fixes his witch hat and looks at Enoch in SO MUCH BETRAYAL BC FAM WTH WHY U DO THAT, "Enoch, my mans, that sHIT HURT MY FEELINGS-"

"Shame." and with that my bitch ass mans, Enoch closes and locks the door. Leaving them both for dead, resting bitch face forever on his face.