The Peculiar Adventures of Malachi and Pepper

Ha Jacob you thot

It was your average normal day in the loop, but not really because Malachi wasn't with Enoch, instead he was with Jacob deadass ignoring Enoch, no cap. Why was Enoch being ignored? Because Malachi was like 'Mmmmmmm Jacob be looking kinda hot imma slide in those DMs'. Which obviously made Enoch pissed, because Jacob, his mortal enemy for no reason, and Malachi, his gay lover, could relate to each other being from the modern world outside of the loop. 

"So Malachi, how do you make the disappearing clothing potion?" Jacob asked for the three millionth time. Mala sighed and took his witch hat off and looked at him through his circular rimmed glasses,

"Why do you wanna know Jake, like, wha-? Plus its on the page infRONT OF YOU. I swear imma lock you in Enoch's room and frame you for something," He leans on Jacob's shoulder and just sighs with the same disappoint as Pepper has  because Miss P will never notice her.

Enoch's scowl darkens as he continues to stare at the two interacting, thinking 'y tho?'. Pepper comes into the room a few minutes later and sits next to him on the sofa just tryna live her sad Miss P's non existent love for her life. He then thinks he's soooo smart and looks at Pepper, "Pepper can you let me flirt with you until Malachi gets jealous? He wont leave that roach alone." 

Pepper looked him up and down then laughed, "Enoch, 1. You play with dolls for a living, 2. your like hella homo so hell no and 3. My fleas are only for Miss P and you ain't her," she then leaves the room because she doesnt want to hear him complain like a petty child.

He sighs again before going up to Mala and Jacob, resting bitch face on, and McSnatches Mal away from Jacob. Finally done with what was happening.

"Jacob."

"Yeah, Enoch?"

"You're a dirty roach," and just like that my main mans Enoch left the room, Malachi, who was hella confused, over his shoulder.