"I'm sorry daddy, I've been naughty," Malachi looks up at the man in front of him. His galactic eyes looking into the taller male's, not breaking any eye contact.
"NO CHILD! IT'S 'FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED!'" The priest yells at him for the eleventh time.
"Oh my gaWD I LITERALLY SAID THAT YOU JESUS WHO'RE," Mala stands up and fixes his nun skirt bc he gonna be a sexc sis of the church. Ya know, vibing with the gospel gossip with his other holy sisters, amen to that 🙏.
Pepper sighs and facepalms. This shockingly wasn't the first time Malachi did this and to be honest... it wont be the last. He always liked cross dressing and doing this to mess with people, heck he even planned to do this shit to the pope. The. POPE!
Enoch scowls as per usual because he is a jealous death smelling barbie playing bitc-
"Pepper why does he do this?"
"I'm pretty sure his brain is rotting and this is how he's dealing with the situation. Being special for fuck sake," Pepper looks at Malachi while he talks to his #sisters, the ✨gospel gossip✨ flying through the air.
A few hours later the three of them are back home and Malachi is getting his shit kicked in by Pepper because she hates churches, priests and especially the tea towel penguins we all know as 🙏n u n s 🙏.
"PEPPER I'M SORRY, PLEASE STOP I JUST WANTED TO CHILL WITH MY SECRET SINNER SISTERS-!"
Enoch was in his room sulking because Malachi was given all the nuns phone numbers and he is just a jealous barbie bitch~.
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The Peculiar Adventures of Malachi and Pepper
HumorThis is a self insert sorta thing? My friend and I just wanted to do this (more so me but shh) to see how we would be in the loop in MPHFPC. This is kinda a crackfic oneshot senarios thing, read if you want idm
