"Bruh you're joking," Pepper cackles.
Mal nods with a goofy as fuck smile, "No no I'm serious". He puts his scissors away under his hat and leans back in his seat, "she was my first crush". Pepper cackles a little more, "Mal's first crush being a girl, who would've thought".
"Actually my first three were girls" "yOUR KIDDING"
Enoch walks into his boyfriend's room, yes Pepper and Mal are vibing in his man cave, he then sits on the floor infront of Mal.
Pepper covers her nose, "eWWW STINKY MAN". Enoch rolls his eyes while Malachi runs his hand through his nasty hair.
"What were you both talking about?"
"Mal's first crush"
Hahahaha Mal's wHaT!?!?!
"Jade West from Victorious just wOOF WOOF BARK BARK"
(I called myself out here hgvksdgisgh)
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The Peculiar Adventures of Malachi and Pepper
HumorThis is a self insert sorta thing? My friend and I just wanted to do this (more so me but shh) to see how we would be in the loop in MPHFPC. This is kinda a crackfic oneshot senarios thing, read if you want idm
