This is a self insert sorta thing? My friend and I just wanted to do this (more so me but shh) to see how we would be in the loop in MPHFPC. This is kinda a crackfic oneshot senarios thing, read if you want idm
Malachi was laughing his ass off in a corner while staring at Pepper.
"Pepper, I know your tryna impress Miss P but oh mY GOD YOU LOOK LIKE A RICH LADY'S DOG RIGHT NOW VFDJGHGTRHUDSFKZL," he falls over and continues to laugh.
I bet your wondering why Pepper is out here in this place lookin like a rich lady's dog, well you see my friend, this simp wants to hit it off with Miss P and tried to dress fancy and ended up curling her hair some how and for some reason, which to Malachi thinks makes her look like a rich lady's dog.
"NO NO WAIT YOU LOOK LIKE CHARLES THE II BUT THE HORRIBLE HISTORIES VERSION PFFFT-!"
He holds up a picture:
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Pepper glares at Malachi and growls, "Jump out a window you jerk!"
He just shrugs, opens a window and just leans back until he falls out "BYEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee....*thud* Ouch".
She rolls her eyes and mutters "smartass" under her breath. Malachi always took everything stupid sounding literally, he broke a bone every summer doing dumb things, typical typical Mala. She fixed her blazer and went on her way to find Miss P.
An hour later Pepper was fixing her weird as heck hair and sighs. Miss P was too busy trying to sort Malachi's broken back out to even notice her, then again it was Pepper's fault for saying he should jump out a window.
