It was a day like any other in the loop. Pepper being a simp, Malachi and Enoch being in love, the children playing and everyone else doing whatever because this intro is taking too long.
Miss P. called everyone into the living room because she had an announcement.
"Everyone this is Kieran, he'll be staying with us for a while. He said he knew someone here, I don't know who thou-"
"Malachi? Is that you?" Kieran walked up to Mala with a smile. "It's been a while".
Mala looks up from his phone and gasps "Omg ew no Kieran go away no yuck kill me now. Pepper get the van, we're moving to Alaska!"
Enoch looks at him and then at Pepper in confusion.
She sighs "That's Mal's ex boyfriend, they dated for about... two years?"
Enoch's eye twitches 'Bitch what?'
And just like that Enoch, my mans, threw hands, locked Malachi in his room and yeeted the ex outta the loop. Talk about a jealous, over protective, insecure son of a bi-
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The Peculiar Adventures of Malachi and Pepper
HumorThis is a self insert sorta thing? My friend and I just wanted to do this (more so me but shh) to see how we would be in the loop in MPHFPC. This is kinda a crackfic oneshot senarios thing, read if you want idm
