(WE GETTINGINTO THE CHRIXMIX SPARIT AND BOI ENOCH SEEMS LIKE HE'D BE SUCH A GRINCH-)
Mala and Pepper came back into the loop after going out and getting tattoos. Yes, Tattoos.
Pepper got a paw print on her wrist and Malachi got a witch's hat on his hand and something else,,,, somewhere else 👀.
He got a tattoo that says 'Satan's Bitch' on his collar bone, ya nasties ;-;
Everyone was putting Christmas decorations up to get into the spirit. Unlike my mans EnOcH-! Fuckin grinch lookin' ass.
He was in his room, smelling like death, playing with his Barbies per usual. But as Malachi says "If your mans don't smell like death then he ain't worth it" or "Nothing sexier than the smell of death". Mala is a depressive yet strangely relatable sometimes.
Malachi came into Enoch's room to piss off his boyfriend because that's what Malachi was born to do, be annoying.
"Hey Enoch, why you in here instead of helping with the decorations? Christmas is in 24 days, get into it a little," Malachi goes up behind Enoch and hugs him. Enoch sighs and looks at Malachi,
"I don't exactly like Christmas, love. Or any holidays really.."
"Yo I'm dating the fuckin Grinch? Well this relationship is over-" Malachi lets go of the hug and falls back onto Enoch's bed with a sigh.
"My love you need to realise that I'm not a fan of these holidays because they're stupid-"
"wOW FIRST CHRISMAS WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE CALLING IT STUPID, OKAY IMMA JUST MARRY JACOB AND HAVE HIS CHI-"
Enoch glares at his boyfriend darkly, "Don't you dare finish that sentence."
Mala shuts his mouth tightly after that, muttering a 'sorry'.
He sighs and gets up, kissing Enoch on the cheek and walks to the door. "Well imma just help everyone out with the decorating, see ya.." he leaves and shuts the door behind him. Kinda upset that Enoch thinks that their first Christmas together is stupid.
(0OP COUPLE DRAMA SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK-)
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The Peculiar Adventures of Malachi and Pepper
HumorThis is a self insert sorta thing? My friend and I just wanted to do this (more so me but shh) to see how we would be in the loop in MPHFPC. This is kinda a crackfic oneshot senarios thing, read if you want idm