1. Job Announcement (Rated G)

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SYNOPSIS: Elliot announces to Unity that he is getting a job.

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Unity: *hums*

Elliot: Hi, Unity!

Unity: Elliot! My wonderful yet lazy friend! *hugs* How are you?

Elliot: I'm doing swell. How are you?

Unity: I'm swell. What brings you to me today?

Elliot: Well, Unity, I have big news.

Unity: You do? What is it?

Elliot: Well, I have decided that I'm going to get a job today.

Unity snickers, then laughs hysterically.

Elliot: No really. I've decided that I'm going to get a job--

Unity resumes laughing hysterically.

Unity: That's a good one.

THE END

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