SYNOPSIS: Elliot obtains a new hairstyle that Unity finds very distasteful.
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Elliot: *off-camera* Unity? Unity! Where are you, Unity?
Unity: *pants from running* Elliot, keep your dirty socks on, I'm coming! I'm here. Now what do you want?
Elliot: *appears on camera with a bundle of yarn on his head* Hello, Unity.
Unity: What in the name of all that sanity are you wearing on your head?
Elliot: It's my new hairdo. Do you like it? *'hair' starts falling off*
Unity: No! It looks like something crawled up there and died!
Elliot: *scoffs* ...I need to fix it. *sinks down*
Unity: *snickers slightly*
Elliot: *comes back up* There. Unity: You're too close to the camera.
Elliot: Sorry. *scoots back a bit*
Unity: Listen. *clicks tongue* I like a new hairdo as much as the other guy, but this is ridiculous. You need to take it off.
Elliot: My mother told me the exact same thing.
Unity: And what does that tell you?
Elliot: That you're both wrong! I'm going to keep it.
Unity: Elliot, take it off before I puke on you.
Elliot: No.
Unity: *wrestles Elliot and tries to rip off the bundle of yarn* You're gonna take it--
Elliot: No, I dun wannu!
Unity: Take it off if you know what's good for you!
Elliot: You're breaking my eyes! My google eyes!
Unity: I don't care! *pries off "hair"*
Elliot: *looks at the camera and sees his hair is missing and begins to cry*
Unity: Oh, Elliot...
Elliot: *continues to cry*
Unity: I didn't know it meant that much to you. please don't cry anymore. I'm sorry.
Elliot: *sniffles*
Unity: I like you better bald.
Elliot: Really?
Unity: Oh, of course!
Elliot: *goes in for a kiss and taps her face*
Unity: *backs off* Don't touch me.
THE END
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