SYNOPSIS: A small kiss from Unity gives Elliot an unexpected reaction.
Elliot: Hi, Unity.
Unity: Hello, Elliot. What are we going to do for the show today?
Elliot: Well... I thought we could tell the whole world how beautiful you are.
Unity: Oh, Elliot *kisses his cheek*
Elliot: ...BOING!
Unity stares at him.
Elliot: Don't look down.
Unity: *looks down* What is that?
Elliot: You don't wanna know.
Unity: Oh boy... *snickers, then laughs* Now the whole world has seen!
Elliot: Oh boy. *whines and sinks outside of the camera*
Unity: Oh, you little coward.
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Elliot: *comes back on camera* Is it safe to come out now?
Unity: Oh, don't be a baby. Everyone gets those.
Elliot: *whines* But I didn't want you to know about it.
Unity: Oh, big deal. Don't be a cry-berry.
Elliot: A what? Unity: A cry-berry.
Elliot: It's "crybaby".
Unity: Shut up! Get out of here!
Elliot: Okay.
Unity: I don't want to see you right now.
Elliot: *goes off camera* Okay.
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Elliot: Thanks for letting me back, Unity.
Unity: No problem. I stopped being mad at you.
Elliot: Um, can we talk about something else now?
Unity: *snickers* No, I'm going to keep bringing it up because the whole world loves it.
Elliot: Oh boy. Well, you always were a woman that loved to take charge of things.
Unity: That's right because I'm the star and I rule this show. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Elliot: Huh! Don't be too "me".
Unity: What's that supposed to mean?
Elliot: Well, uh...
Unity: Yes? Uh-huh, tell me.
Elliot: Well, you know, just because--
Unity: Oh! You don't even know what you're talking about, huh? Well, you know what? You're done. Get out of here. I don't even wanna look at you right now.
Elliot: But Unity--
Unity: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Out. *Elliot backs up* Out. *Elliot backs up* Out. *Elliot backs up* Out. *Elliot backs up* Out. *Elliot backs up off camera* That's better. *goes to middle of the camera* The End.
THE END
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