SYNOPSIS: Elliot stands in front of Unity's camera and talks about her.
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Elliot: Hello, camera rollers! I have brought you here today because Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii want to tell you about Unity and how much I love that woman. She is very respectful. She does NOT have anger issues. Sometimes. But she really warms my heart. I couldn't even begin to think about all the bad things that might exist about her. *dreamy sigh* She has the most tremendous looks and the sweetest tastes. She can recite poetry. And she can sing! Boy, you should hear her sing. *dreamy sigh* It's just so beautiful. It's just-- I can't believe it. You know... How can you not LIKE Unity? She's just incredible! I just... *dreamy sigh* She really takes my breath away. I just can't believe that I'm even talking about her here today. Boy, would she kill me if she knew that I took her cameraaaaaaaa.
Unity: *walks into view, who glances at the camera and then looks back at Elliot twice* Elliot.
Elliot: Yes, Unity?
Unity: Why are you using my camera?
Elliot: Well, I wanted to tell the whole world how wonderful you are.
Unity: *looks at the camera, then back at Elliot* I don't care if you have the cure for cancer. If you ever touch my camera again, oh, I am going to gut you like a fish and then throw you in a ditch and stuff you down in the dirt and open the gate of--!
Elliot: Wow, isn't she just incredible?
Unity: GET OUT OF MY CAMERA! GET OUT OF HERE! NOW! GET OUT OF MY CAMERA, GET OUT OFMY CAMERA!
Elliot: *goes offscreen* Okay!
Unity: GET OUT OF MY CAMERA!
Elliot: *walks back in* Ah, the anger issues!
Unity: *pushes Elliot off view* GET OUT OF THE CAMERA! *stares off screen and then looks directly at the camera* Good-bye. Please get rid of this video. Don't ever listen to that cheapskate again! Who knows what he said about me! *scoffs* I know. "He said beautiful things, Unity. Shut up!" Well, you shut up! No one uses my camera! *leaves*
THE END
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