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"Aru, what is this?"
"Flamethrower."
"I CAN SEE THAT. BUT WHY?"
"Why not?"
"BECAUSE NO???"
"Would you rather I make a Knife-Roomba?"
"...No."
"Thought so. Now excuse me, I must clean Mr. Firefluff."
"YOU NAMED IT???"
"I made a flamethrower and named it, as one does. Why is that so hard to believe?"
"THAT ISN'T NORMAL."
"Maybe not for you."
"ARU THAT IS SO OMINOUS. HEY- DON'T WALK AWAY FROME ME! GET BACK HERE!"
"Nah, I've gotta clean Firefluff."
"ARU."
I love making shitposts at 11:34 in the night uwu ~ Nyx
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FanfictionUnholy amalgamation of everything A LOOOOT of the stuff at the beginning/middle is old, my new writing is way better, trust me You'll mostly see Aru Shah as I'm known for that, though I do have Sanders Sides sprinkled in here as well. I have moved m...
