Taste of his lips

AQ(4)

(Jerome's POV)

Oh? Pangalan palang gwapong gwapo na kayo? Okay lang gwapo talaga ako. Hays Hindi ko alam kung bakit ganito ako kagwapo, kabait and kamacho. Halos lahat ng babae nahihiya ako kausapin, buti nalang si Jo Hindi nahiya kahit alam Kong crush niya ko.

Jo:"Hoy puro ka tingin sa salamin. By pair tong homework na to."

Je:" kailangan mo na ba ng tulong ni mega slash gwapo brain?"

Jo:"kailangan ko maisip kung pano gagawa ng malaking goma para i-itsa kita sa outer space."

Je:"pag initsa mo ko sa outspace magiging earth nalang to. Di na beautiful earth."

Jo:"hambog mo."

Je:"crush mo naman ako"

Jo:*pabulong*"mahal kaya kita."

Je:"ano?"

Jo:"Sabi ko tumulong ka na o Hindi kita ilalagay sa submitted by."

Tutulungan ko na nga to.

Jo:"Ano ng pagunlad mo kay Elloise?"

Je:"nagpapakipot pa baby ko. Pero bibigay din yun"

Jo:"sus."

Je:"ikaw maid of honor sa kasal ko."

Jo:"ulul."

Tita Len: Jobelyne, anak nandyan yung kaibigan mo.

Jo:"wait Je may surprise ako sayo."

Je:"hays Hindi nakatiis sa kagwapuhan ko bibigyan ata ako ng manager para sa ABSCBN neto. Ayoko maka pair si Kathryn ha!! Baka main love sakin kawawa si DJ!"

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P A K! Napahilata ako sa Kama. Hinampas ba naman ako ng unan neto ni Jo. Bastus. Sabay takbo pa baba. Magaayos na nga lang ako baka dumating na ang soon to be manager ko. Pag akyat ni Jo...

"I MISSED YOU JEROME!!!"

At niyakap ako ng iguana.

Je:"MONSTER MONSTER!!"

Carla:"monster ka dyan. Kiss mo kooooo."

Je:"Get off me!!"

Carla:"gravey itey I'm on top."

Je:"man goosebumps!"

Carla:"Heeey I'm back. Missed me?"

Je:"Never"

Jo:"Yes we did missed you Carla."

Carla:"Good cause I have chocolates for you!"

Jo:"YAAAAYY!!"

je:"So I guess you're back from your soil searching.... And you haven't found yours."

C:"Mean Jerome. This is me baby. Gay and fab!!"

Je:"I guess you already dug deep and still haven't found your soul."

C:"you're hurting my feelings dear. But I have a good news!"

Jo:"YOURE GETTING MARRIED AND YOURE PREGNANT?"

Je:"You have a very disgusting thoughts Jo."

C:"HEY! That's not impossible... Let's try it!"

Je:"no!!"

C:"okaaaaaay. I'm moving to university of the south!!!"

Je:"were already in the middle of this semester."

C:"You forgot my dad owns the school"_

Je:"Bratt"

C:"Pinaglihi ka Kay Johnny bravo at Kay squidward."

Jo:"shut up both of you."

Carla:"Oh I forgot!!! I'm also single now!!"

Jo:"Nagka bf ka pala."

C:"Like duh Im classy, sexy, but never trashy. Nakipagbreak ako, not a good kisser e."

*phone rings*

C: oh wait I have to take this.

"Yes?"
"Omf, for real."
"I need to see you ASAP!"
"Bye btch!"

Jo:"jowa mo?"

C:"No, that's Margarette, my beyotch gf. Nakita na niya yung sinundan ko dito sa Philippines!! That handsome guy is my next target. Bye lovers!!"

Poor guy.....

Wait.. Lovers? Us? Jo and me? You have got to be kidding me....