The Things You Give

Part 7

The gang sat around the basement at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Y/N sat on the couch, legs crossed, engrossed in a magazine, Hyde sitting in his usual spot watching TV, Donna watching Eric and Kelso wrestle and Fez sitting in the lawn chair eating candy. 

"Hey Eric," Kelso spoke. "I used to do this naked...with your sister!" 

Eric didn't even respond, but instead took him down and gave him a dead leg with one single hard punch. Hyde was going to get up and do it, but Eric beat him to the punch...literally.

 "Ow, my leg!" he cried out and got up. He swung his leg over the couch, avoiding eye contact with Eric. "I don't wanna play anymore."

 Just then Jackie walked in and huffed down next to Fez. 

"Hey Jackie," Fez greeted her. "Give me some sugar." 

Jackie rolled her eyes, smiling and placed a quick kiss on his lips. "You guys aren't going to believe what just happened!" She squealed.

 "Oh, let me guess," Hyde said and leaned forward. "Oh, wait. I don't care."

 Y/N laughed at his jerky insult and set the magazine down on the coffee table. "What's up Jack?" 

Jackie gave Y/N a cold look before launching into her story. "I was at the mall and someone came up and told me that I have the perfect look to model swimsuits in a commercial! Right here in Point Place! Look, they even gave me a business card, so I know it's legit." She pulled the card out of her jacket and waved it around. 

"That's great sugar plum!" Fez said and everyone stared at him. "What? I can't give my girlfriend, the love of my life, a cute nickname?" 

"No," Eric said bluntly. "It doesn't matter what you call her, she's still the devil." 

"Shut up, Eric!" Jackie said. "You're ruining my moment." 

"Let me see that card," Y/N said and grabbed it from Jackie. As she examined it, she noticed it read Unclad Swimsuits. "Why would they it call it unclad? Doesn't that mean naked?"

 "Well, yeah," Jackie answered. "It's a new brand that they're trying to sell. It's supposed to be a new form of cotton that's so comfortable it feels like you're wearing nothing."

 Y/N furrowed her brows. "Are you sure their new? They sound familiar." 

"Yeah, totally!" Jackie responded enthusiastically. "Trust me, if anyone knows about updated brands and fashion, it's me. Unlike Lumberjack and Lesbian Lisa over here." 

"What the hell?!" Donna and Y/N said at the same time.

 "What?" she asked innocently as she continued to get glares from Donna and Y/N. "C'mon, you guys. Donna, your sense of style is consistent of plaid shirts and jeans with awful tennis shoes and Y/N—" She turned her attention to Y/N who had a stern look on her face. "You with your rock band tees and ripped jeans down to your ankles and converse shoes. I mean, come on when I first met you, I thought you were one." 

"Oh yeah?" Y/N challenged. "Hey guys did you know that Jackie waxes her lip?" 

Jackie screamed. "You bitch!" 

"You wax your lip?!" Hyde called out amused. "What does it look like before?" 

"Oh, I've seen it Hyde," Kelso said with wide eyes. "She looks like Tom Selleck." 

Hyde started laughing harshly. "That's the good stuff." 

"You're just jealous because I've been asked to be in a commercial and you weren't," Jackie said.