All Over Again || 𝑃𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑒 - 𝐽𝐽𝐵𝐴 𝑉𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 (ON HOLD)

Jofoe Gang HCS

This is not a literal HC and is more like the crack version of everyone because why not?

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Basically everyone in Y/N's house

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Y/N
- Of course we're gonna start with the protagonist.

- Everyone's mother, but more like everyone's sugar mommy.

- Can she be considered as a MILF now?

- Yes.

- But is also a baby.

- Once fell asleep with Diavolo humming a song to her because she won't stop crying over her chicken nuggets that DIO threw on their neighbors after the neighbors shouted at him for breaking a little boy's arm when the child challenged him to an arm wrestling competition.

(^Should i make a chapter for that? 0_0)

- Someone help them, she's raising seven men before and now they're eight.

- She's once very gucci, but now she's broke.

- Is still gucci but not financially anymore.

- "No DIO, im not going to buy you a ticket to Hawaii. "

- "This is so sad, Kars hand over your tiddies. "

- Please DP just give her the Speedwagon OVA so she can rest in peace.

DIO
- Spoiled brat.

- Definitely just lays down on the bed naked most of the time and does nothing.

- Probably tried to throw Diavolo out of your room so he can sleep with you.

- Extremely proud of Giorno and his 7 page muda.

- "What? I have more children?"

- If they don't muda, they can't be the son of kono DIO da.

- The one who always starts the argument and acts like bitch when the other person actually has a point and is winning the argument.

- Always blames the other person for being bitchy when it's him who started throwing insults.

- Is lowkey sometimes impressed of Diavolo's comebacks but still denies it.

- He actually doesn't know why he hates Diavolo and Kira so much.

- Likes randomly picking you up just to flex how strong he is.

- Also a big flirt and very extra but is a big flop in flirting with you.

- "You know what else is wet?"

- "This bottle of holy water, can i get an amen Pucci?"

- "Amen!"