Bruh

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Byakuya was bored as hell. In fact, he was so bored that he could eat a cat. He was that bored. Byakuya laid in his fluffy king sized bed, just daydreaming to take his mind off of the shear nothingness that surrounded him. A quiet ping shook his thoughts, and without thinking, he reached out for his phone to check the message.

Makoto Naegi

what's uuupppppp
sent 10:38 am

Togami stared at the message in surprise. When did he get Makoto's number? Well, he wouldn't just let this opportunity to go waste. He quickly typed in a response, holding his breath to compose himself.

Hello, Naegi.
sent 10:39 am

sent 10:39 am

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sent 10:39 am

bruh people who type in actual sentences while texting are monsters
sent 10:39

I tried too hard? What is this... pleb humour..?
sent 10:40 am

👁👄👁dude
sent 10:40 am

loosen up,,,, stop trying,,,
sent 10:40 am

boomer
sent 10:41 am

Boomer? Naegi, i'll have you know that I am 17 years old, and I have achieved more than anything you could have dreamed of achieving. You better take that back this instant or else I will demolish every tiny bit of pride that you have left in your incapable, skinny body.
sent 10:46 am

that took you 5 minutes to text
sent 10:46 am

you tried too hard
sent 10:46 am

🦵👁👅👁🦵
sent 10:46 am

Also, what does "bruh" even mean?
sent 10:47 am

How did you get my number?
sent 10:47 am

bruh is like bro and i got your # from fukawa
sent 10:47 am

she doesn't have my number though?
sent 10:48 am

i mean like,,,,,,, isn't she super stalkery with you?? it wouldn't be weird if she knew your number
sent 10:48 am

How are you even friends with Fukawa? I thought you didn't like her.
sent 10:49 am

she's my sisters girlfriend and she's not even that bad
sent 10:49 am

fukawa is a little weird, yeah, but she's really talented and nice to komaru
sent 10:49 am

she's not even that stalkery with you i guess she's already in a relationship
sent 10:49 am

Her Twitter handle is called 'byakuyas_left_testicle'
sent 10:50 am

she made that account 2 years ago and forgot to change her name
sent 10:50 am

it's actually be hilarious if i changed my Twitter handle to byakuyas_right_testicle LMAO SHE NEEDS A TWIN
sent 10:50 am

What the fuck Naegi?
sent 10:50 am

hey what if you had the whole class be your body,,, like,,, mondo will be your right nipple, taka will be your left nipple, hina will your armpits and so on JWHEWJJWWIEJWJ BYAKUYA SQUAD
sent 10:51 am

Naegi, stop monopolizing my body parts-
sent 10:51 am

monopoly; togami balls edition
sent 10:51 am

'Monopolize' does not refer to the board game, but i'm still not allowing you to create marketable entertainment centred around owning my genitalia. If you do, however, choose to do this, I will not hesitate to take legal action immediately. This is disrespectful, dreadful, and gross.
sent 10:52 am

pffffffffffftttttttt ok karen boy
sent 10:52

Makoto Naegi changed their name to "byakuyas right testicle"

🌙 A/N 🌙

so makoto makes fun of byakuyas pp tehehehe
yay anyways so next chapter there'll actually be more development 👀
OKOK ENJOY!!!

so makoto makes fun of byakuyas pp teheheheyay anyways so next chapter there'll actually be more development 👀OKOK ENJOY!!!

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