🌙Moonlight🌙 [Naegami]

Picnic gone wrong

"Wow Togami-san, I didn't know you made such good sandwiches!" The blonde snickered and crossed his arms, "You should expect more from me. After all, they me call the Ultimate Affluent Progeny for a reason." Makoto took another chomp out of his sandwich, "And what does that have to do with sandwich making?" Byakuya flinched, pushing the bridge of his glasses upwards. "That means i'm good at everything. Including setting up picnics for me and my... lover." The luckster burst into a fit of laughter, holding his head. Byakuya's cheeks flushed as he watched Makoto laugh, trying to avoid his gaze. "Geez Togami-san, you really know how to flatter me..!" Makoto cleared his throat, "How about I feed you some grapes?" He smirked, holding up a purple grape. "I- Uhm- Like I would need someone to feed it to me. I have perfectly functional hands. But..." He sucked in a breath, leaning forward to eat the grape in Makoto's hand. "Ahhh! You did it!" Makoto giggled, grabbing another grape and plopping it into Byakuya's mouth. After he swallowed, the blonde spoke, "Stop doing that." 'Stop being so cute...' He thought to himself. "Why should I? It's fun!" Naegi smiled. Togami looked toward the tree to their right, and spoke, "You're unreasonable. And stop being so kind for once." Makoto's expression, softened, and he held another grape in the palm of his hand. "You know, i've always thought that the colour of this grape reminded me of you, but..." He hesitated , holding it out to Byakuya, "You remind me more of a chipmunk." Byakuya yet again nommed on the grape, "That was random." "W-well, you just give me a chipmunk aura!"

"Hey dude..." Makoto whispered to Byakuya as they laid down on their plaid picnic blanket, "What's your opinion on..." "My opinion on what?" the blonde stared. Makoto huffed, taking out his phone from his sweater pocket. He swiped through some photos before reaching an album named 'hgjghgughgj'. "Look at some memes with me." Byakuya blinked, "What's a meme?"

...

"What?" Makoto choked, "You... don't know what a meme is...?" "W-what is it? Should i be concerned?" the luckster couldn't cough out any words without a tear running down his cheek. "I need to do this." He sighed, pressing on someone's contact. Makoto waited about 4 seconds until the other line picked up. "Makobro?" The speakers rang. "—HELP BYAKUYA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A MEME IS-" "—WHAT THE FUCK? HOLY SHIT F WHAT??" Byakuya tapped his shoulder from behind, "Naegi, i'm... i'm sorry, i'm so confused, what—" Makoto ended the call in a overly dramatic manner, tapping the 'End Call" button with vigour and rage. "Fear not, poor boy, as I, Naegi Makoto, shall elaborate to you." He cleared his throat, "A meme is usually a funny image that you send to your friends." "Like those weird yellow tic tac creatures in overalls what i always find on Facebook?" Togami muttered. "Ok, first of all, what the fuck. Second of all, why—" "I thought they were funny so i saved—" "—You have MINION MEMES saved on your phone? No. No, I can't. Give me it. Give me the phone." Makoto stared daggers into Byakuya's soul, reaching his hand out. The heir awkwardly handed him his smartphone, gulping. "W-what's so wrong about the minions?" "Everything, Togami-san, everything." He swiftly selected every yellow monster in his sight, and promptly deleted all of them.

"Now, it's for me to educate you." "Listen, I have no idea why you think you have this amount of authority over me, Naegi—" Makoto bonked Togami on the noggin. "It's about time I show you true humour." He faced his phone screen at Byakuya. A blank white plastered the smartphone screen as silence flew over the two. "What's—" "—Wait for it," A loud fart played through it's speakers, as Makoto rolled on the grass wheezing. Byakuya, while not finding his boyfriend's 'fart humour' funny, couldn't help but chuckle at the scene. "BAHA- IT'S GGJGNG I'VE SEEN THAT VIDEO SO MANY TIMES BUT- I- I CAN;T—" "Naegi, up until now, i've never heard a keyboard smash in real life."

🌙A/N🌙
THERE;S SO MANY COMMENTS OF PEOPLE SAYING IM AWESOME GGJGHGJ THANK
YOU GUYS SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY TO SEE PEOPLE ENJOY
MY BLUSHIT JFJFJ

sorry for not updating the fix as often 🤧🤧🤧
i haven't been busy but tbh i'm lazy
one thing that fucked my motivation for
this was that i lost like,,, half of this chapter and didn't
wanna continue since i was petty but hey look
i'm here
you guys give me so many notifications
ily

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