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{ imessage from jungkook }

jungkook
sophie
you never told me your jackson friend was good looking...

sophie
oh-
do you want his number?

jungkook
NO
I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS UGLY
BUT THEN WE FOLLOWED EACH OTHER ON INSTAGRAM
AND HES HOT

sophie
yeah and?

jungkook
your guys' flirty comments...

sophie
we do not have flirty comments

jungkook
HE FLIRTS WITH YOU
AND HES HOT
MIGHT AS WELL DATE HIM ALREADY

sophie
you want me to date him?
what are you even talking about right now?

jungkook
HE WAS LITERALLY GRABBING HIS DICK IN THE PICTURE

sophie
AND???

jungkook
ugh
i really don't want to be jealous
but i cant help it right now
i know that's why things ended between us last time
and i don't want things to repeat

sophie
oh..
don't start this again please Jk
you have nothing to be jealous over

jungkook
fine

sophie
me and jackson are just friends
we went on a date before
but it was nothing serious

jungkook
you call us " just friends "
did you fuck him too?????

sophie
NO YOU DICK
i don't fuck every guy i'm friends with

jungkook
i didn't mean it in a bad way sophie
can't you just
idk
have ugly friends?!?

sophie
IM SORRY MY FRIENDS ARE HOT
ur my hottest friend

jungkook
you don't mean that
why are you even doing this with me if you have a friend that looks like jackson?

sophie
jungkook stop
stop being sad and weird
i don't want to do those things with jackson

jungkook
why not?

sophie
BECAUSE THATS WEIRD
it's jackson
i could never see myself doing anything with him
sure he's good looking but NO

jungkook
i look like a fish compared to him