Two Peas in a Pod (On Hold)

Dad?

Sorry for not updating but I have had a lot of work but now that I'm done with it I can relax and write for a bit.
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Izuku woke up in a hallway. There were doors on his left and right. Some open, most closed though. He was next to door 151 which was closed. He went to open it but it was locked. He walked towards the nearest door that was open. Door 147. As he stepped inside there was a projector and a chair. He flicked it on and sat down.

"What in the fuuuuuck?" Said Izuku to nobody. It was a presentation. But on him. On his 147th quirk. How it can be improved and how it can be detrimental to his health. He watched the whole thing and decided to try one of the suggestions that it had given. Izuku focused as his body lit on fire. He concentrated the flames from all over his body into a smaller hotter black flame on his hand. "Wow! It worked." Said Izuku in excitement. 'This must be a side affect of my forced adaptation quirk.' Izuku thought. "I'm gonna WATCH ALL OF THEM YEAH!" Izuku yelled in excitement. He is always ecstatic to learn info about quirks. He finally reached the end of the hallway. There was an exit door and so Izuku went through. He felt an immediate rush of pain. "Ow" he said. He was in recovery girls office. He felt a weight on his chest. It was... "DAD!" Izuku snatched up the sleeping animal and gave him a massive hug.

"IZU!" Yelled Nezu being woken up by Izuku. The noise attracted attention and Recovery Girl walked in

"Izuku? You shouldn't have woken up for another week or so." She was shocked. She immediately replaced her look of shock with relief. "You scared me Izu."

"Sorry Chiyo" Izuku said sheepishly. "I wanted to protect everyone. And I guess I used up too much stamina." Recovery Girl smiled at him.

"You did a damn good job of it though Izu" said Nezu grinning. Izuku grinned back and hugged him again. It was around that point when he noticed the presence of someone else in the room. It was a girl with abnormal ears sleeping in one of the chairs. Izuku shook Jirou until she woke up.

"IZUKU I WAS DO WORRIED ABOUT YOU." She began to cry she punched him in the chest repeatedly. She was so mad that he would go and almost get himself killed. She progressively hit harder as Izuku just took the hits not flinching at all. She went to kick him in the balls but he caught her leg mid kick and said in a very serious tone

"Keep you foot away from my balls you have no clue how much that hurts." Jirou looked at him strangely.

"Uh giving birth definitely hurts more."

"If that's the case then why do I hear women ask for more kids but never once have I heard a fellow guy say 'Hey can you kick me in the balls again' explain that"

"Alright that's fair. You win." Said Jirou giggling. Izuku just grabbed her up in a bear hug. She yelped like a puppy that got it's paw stepped on. She eventually hugged him back. "Also why is the principal here?" Izuku laughed lightly.

"I forgot to mention Nezu is my dad."

"WHAAAAAA!!!!!???" Yelled Jirou. She was taking in this new info for a minute or two. Nezu walked up to her and scrambled up her side onto her shoulder.

"Yup! I adopted Izuku and we are like two peas in a pod." Nezu smiled at Izuku and Izuku hugged him again. "Also I approve of you being Izuku's girlfriend." He said hugging Jirou's head. She turned red and almost passed out. Izuku kept her steady.

"That being said Jirou I have a question for you. Meet me outside UA tomorrow. I have an important question to ask you." She nodded to Izuku. "Well sorry dad but we gotta get to class." He hugged nezu smiling. "Love you" she said to the animal.

"I love you too Izu"

<Timeskip to lunch brought to you by Bakugo beating up people while listening to NBA Youngboy>

"Jirou wanna eat together?"

"Sure. About the sports festival what do you wanna-" Jirou was cut off by a cry of confusion.

"Who are you and why are you here?" Said Iida swinging his arm around at lethal speeds.

"Isn't it obvious fucktard? They're here to scout out competition." Said bakugo pushing his way out of the room. A tall boy who seemed to have insomnia walked to the front of the crowd.

"I gotta say... the hero course is kind of a letdown. None of you look like hero material." Said the boy "who's the kid with multiple quirks? I wanna meet them." Izuku shyly raised his hand. "Oh... I expected better. I had no idea that the one with multiple quirks was such a weak little twerp." Said the boy hoping to get the boy to lash out. But instead Izuku just lowered his head sadly. The tall boy immediately regretted saying that and was about to apologize when he was cut off by a certain little bitch.

"AWWWW IS LITTLE MULTI QUIRK GONNA CRYYYYY." Monoma laughed obnoxiously.

"Hey leave him alone he didn't do anything to you." Said Jirou.

"Shut the fuck up No-Tits" said monoma before freezing and remembering who was right in front of him. Izuku grabbed him by the neck

"You made a biiiig mistake pal" said Izuku laughing.

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Sorry for the long delay but I had a lot of work for school but this is a pretty long chapter it was 930 words sooooo yeah hope you enjoyed this is just filler btw next I'm gonna do the sports festival.
      -0kHomie