just a simple joke ( Levi Ackerman x male reader)

(special chapter) The Reverse Cupid

A/N this is special chapter for Halloween where Levi is a Cupid because of how many he killed in the series

( Y/n POV)

I was running away in the middle of the park because my boyfriend left me for some bimboo slut who has tits for watermelon I sit in the bench and listen to a song

Then I saw a white light coming down in the air I quickly tip toe my way through there then I saw an angel I quickly bowed and said " I'm sorry for my sins " 

But only received a foot on the head " I'm not an angel I'm a Cupid from purgatory " he said while pushing my head further to the ground " disgusting " he whispered

And let go he was about to walk away and I grab on he's foot " please help me find a lover " I bowed in he's leg " tsk your desperate aren't you ? " He asked

" Yes I just lost my boyfriend " I said and hold back my tears he back away and let me stand up still sniffling " follow me " he said and start flying

" Oi ! Wait I can't fly ! " I yelled for him
" Just walk " he said and kept flying I followed but he still flying but gaining speed now Im running

Then CRASH.... I looked at the truck who only drive away while I was holding the
Cupid's arms " why... " He said and quickly let go off me

( Levi's POV )

I felt guilty a emotion that I didn't felt for such a long time " you lead me to die " the human said and cried " I have such terrible luck "

He then walked infront of the road sitting down waiting for he's death " what are you doing ? " I asked " waiting for my death... atleast my problems are gone " he said

I sit beside him " that's what I thought first but now I can never be ressurected as a human again " I explained to him remembering my friends

" What happened to you ? " He asked worried but hesitant " well I died a warrior but tortured in afterlife that's why I can't see my friends " I said laying in the road

He laid down " I'm sorry for what happened I'm jus-just really depressed " he said putting an arm on he's head and crying

" It's fine your life is not over so enjoy it " I said then I heard a honk I look behind us and the truck stopped " uh-uhm hello ca-can you please get off the road "

A blonde kid said I touch him but he's knocked out cold ' poor kid must be the anxiety ' I said and fly away

( Y/n POV )

I woke up in a cabin " wh-where am I ? " I asked and I saw a guy my age who has brown hair and hazel eyes  " your in a cabin we found you in the road "

He said calmly " oh I'm sorry for that " I said getting up and he leaned me help and I gladly accept he guide me out the bedroom to the kitchen

I sit down and saw a beautiful woman
" That's Mikasa my sister and Armin my brother and me eren " he said eating pancakes

I just eat " IM SORRY " Armin said and bowed to me " it's fine it's my fault anyways " I said and eat the food " I- Ill treat you " he said stuttering

" No need I'll just help you guys since I got no home " I said while eating " eren ?" Mikasa looked at him " sure follow Armin in the woods " he demanded

I followed he's orders and grab an axe and start chopping trees when I got far from Armin I heard a whisper " boo " I jumped almost swinging the axe

" Levi !? " I was surprised I thought he was just a hallucination " look I'm bored and have nothing to do so I'm just gonna watch you " he said calmly and straightforward

" Uhm suurreeeee " I said and kept chopping some trees " you got a nice ass" he said while sitting in a tree I blushed and covered my ass

" Your a perverted Cupid " I said and walk away finding Armin but can't find him I gulped " here he is " Levi said pointing at a cave " your lying " I said

He just look at me I entered the cave and it's a beautiful one I smiled and quickly jumped in the water " where did you find this ? " I asked " I made it " he said

" How ? " I said floating " A Titan transformed and this is filled with dirt and water " he explained " what is a titan ? " I asked

" Giant humans " he said calmly " cool how big are they ? " I said interested in he's story " well there big sometimes big small but big and there vicious " he said

I listen " look kid Im not gonna tell you " he said " awe come on " I said while teasing him and I thought of an idea and pull him in the water

He got mad but I just splashed around and we played around until I heard Armin yelled out my name I quickly jump out of the water

And putting on my clothes " wait " he said but he looks hesitant I look at him
" what's up ? " I asked he sighed " I'm being ressurected " he said

I smiled " congrats you'll see your friends again " but he seems sad " but I don't know if I'm gonna see you again " he explained

I hold he's hand " no matter how far you are or near you are I will still remember you even though you won't remember me " I said and he kissed me

" I was lucky that I meet you even is it's not a lot " he said holding my face
" Same to you I love you Levi " I said to him " I love you too y/n " he said back

" Y/N " three of them yelled I let go of Levi's hand and left the cave I saw them and hugged them three " where were you" eren demanded an answer

" I was chasing a cat who stole my shoe but don't worry I got it back " I said he hugged me " even though we just met I feel like your special to us " he said

" Maybe he's our spirit brother " Armin joked " I think he is do you think so eren ?" Mikasa asked " yeah... YEAH he is our now our little brother " he said happy

I smiled and hugged my new family

( Levi's POV )

I watched as my old and my now lover have fun with he's siblings " y/n l/n the soldier who died with Levi Ackerman such a loving story ? " Erwin said

I scoffed him off and watch him from the clouds " you really just want him to feel bad for you because you know hes the same old y/n " he said

I sighed " yeah I can't help but fall for the same person " I said " don't worry after we're ressurected lets meet y/n together" Erwin said

" But we're guardians ? We need to make people fall in love and protect them ? " I asked " not really god said we can have some fun " Erwin said and I smiled

( 8 years later y/n POV )

I was carrying woods when I see a short business looking man he turned around "Oi kid are you eren jeager ? " He asked impatient

" No but he is " I pointed at eren then it snapped " l-l-levi is that you ? " I said dropping the wood he smiled " maybe or maybe not " snickering