Time skips~~
One more day until I have my date with kyle!!
Im at school and I bump into bebe
"oh hiya sweetie" bebe links her arm with mine and starts walking with me.
"hiya bebe what's up?" I ask and sound suspicious.
"me and the girls thought tomorrow you could come to our slumber party want to come hun?"
"I have a date sorry bebe maybe next time!"
"bitch, no way who!" she has a spankle in her eye and a wide smile.
"kyle broflovski!" I smile sheepishly
"you can't date Kyle" she releases me and crosses her arms.
"well why not"
"he is mine, he's been mine for years"
"bebe he asked me out"
"he wouldn't do that he loves me!" she stomps her foot on the ground.
"bitch what are you crazy" I swing my finger around the side of my head to gesture crazy.
"uhg what ever, hes not interested in you so stay the fuck away from me hoe" bebe pushes me to the side making me fall over.
"dude what the fuck just happend" a fat boy walked over to me and helped me up.
"cartman right?" I ask
"the one and only" he says pointing at himself
"thanks dude apriciate the help"
"anything for the girl who is dating my buddy kyle, you know he gets no ladies probably because he's a jew" he laughed
"dude he's your friend isn't he?"
"yeh he's also ginger and Jewish and from Jersey you can't trust anyone with three j's"
"but ginger isn't a j" I say
"look the point is I wouldn't date him but for someone like you he's perfect" he winks at me and walks away.
What the fuck is that guy talking about?
For someone like me whats that supposed to mean?
No wonder kyle told me to stay away from him he's weard!
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(kyle broflovski x reader lemon) My New Obsession
Fanfiction⚠️This is a lemon about a female reader and kyle⚠️ You moved to South park Colorado and need someone to show you around the teacher tells kyle to help you out because he is the smartest guy in your classes in collage you quickly develop a crush on h...
