Justina: 16yrs old, first year of sixth form
Justin: 17yrs old
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Alcoholics Anonymous:
Justina: sup fuckers
Justina: are we all awake for our first day of hell?
Gerald: literally fucking die, don't remind me
Justina: Justinnn, he's swearing at me
Justin: 👍🏼
Justina: you suck
Justin: yes I do
Alejandro: bleach
Gerald: what
Alejandro: Justin is being gross again
Jasmine: again? damnit Justin, stop being disgusting
Justin: I didn't mean it like that guys come on
Jerry: whore
Justin: I will kill you
Jasmine: fight! fight! fight!
Gerald: not this early in the morning come on
Gerald: I'm down for a fight any time but not now
Aléjandro: coward
Gerald: do you wanna fucking go?!
Jerry: mental illness😳
Gerald: I'll kill you too
Alejandro: that's gay
Justin: gay?
Justina: fellas is it gay to commit homicide?
Jasmine: yes because homicide is pronounced hom'o'cide
Jasmine: and you have to touch the other person to kill them
Gerald: poison
Jerry: poison is a woman's weapon
Alejandro: effeminate
Justina: are you being sexist?
Jasmine: sexism? murder him too
Gerald: I was gonna kill him anyway
Justin: that's gay
Gerald: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice
Justin: but like, you're gonna kill two people that's double gay
Gerald: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice
Justin: but it's effeminate because of poison
Gerald: you don't wanna know how far I'll go
Jerry: why haven't you threatened Justin?
Gerald: I can kill all of you
Justina: even me?
Gerald: especially you
Justina: die
Jasmine: maybe we need to go to school now
Alejandro: there's already been several death threats so it's time to go
Justin: bye
Justina: byeee
(1 video attachment from Justina)
Jasmine: debbyyyyyy
Justina: adiós debyyy~
Justin: oH shit-
Gerald: fuck off hoes
Jerry: what the fuck has this group chat come to-
Alejandro: I don't even know anymore. cya bro
-8:20am-
Gerald: Just a little heads up for the two bitches in this group chat that insist on calling me debby, I am currently at the school entrance and you are so fucking dead when I see you. You better say your prayers. Looking forward to making you losers pay ;)
Jasmine: that's hot
Justina: the both of us? that's obscene
Alejandro: did not know that Gerald had it in him
Jerry: I—
Gerald: I meant murder not sex guys
Jasmine: what am I supposed to think when someone says they're going to make me pay with a winky face?
Justina: Gerald X Jasmine
Justina: new ship guys
Jasmine: NO
Justin: Germine
Aléjandro: GERMINE
Gerald: NO THAT'S GROSS
Jerry: oop looks like Jaz finally got a boyfriend
Justin: you're supposed to be protective
Jerry: use protection ;)
Gerald: DIE
Justina: who wants to plan a wedding with me for Germine
Jasmine: I will murder you
Justina: like boyfriend, like girlfriend
Gerald: fuck you
Justina: wrong person bro
Gerald: bye
Justin: have fun ;)
Gerald: go fuck yourself
Justin: it's gonna be boring on my own
Jerry: stop trying to steal my sister's man
Justin: fuck you
Jerry: that's a bit fruity
Aléjandro: this groupchat escalates and then de-escalates so fast, what the heck
Justina: it's cursed, good bye
Aléjandro: adieu
Justin: we're literally all Spanish it's adios
Jerry: my mum's dad is English so we're ¾ Spanish
Justina: we have mixed heritage which is cool
Jasmine: I'm so fucking pale it's terrible, you're lucky
Justina: and that's on black, moorish and Jewish ancestry
Gerald: you're like Boris Johnson, heritage from Christianity, Judaism and Islam
Justina: IK but I'm Catholic
Justina: my mum did witchcraft tho as as teen
Jasmine: I was baptised but my parents don't practice so maybe I wanna do witchcraft too
Gerald: my parents were baptised but not me and Alé bc they were too fucking high
Aléjandro: smoke weed everyday
Jasmine: haha 420 blaze it
Justina: no, that's the devil's lettuce
Justin: letoose
Aléjandro: ew bye
Justin: loser
Justina: that is you, hermano
Justin: die
Jerry: 😳
YOU ARE READING
Alcoholics Anonymous ;)
HumorThis book is like the kind of group chat conversations the characters from 'All's Fair in Love and Conflict' would have if they had normal teen lives. This is completely irrelevant to the story and it's just for fun! Warning- there are quite a lot o...
