Alcoholics Anonymous ;)
Justina: Hey guys!
Jasmine: What's up?
Justina: I've been thinking
Gerald: Oh, wow. You don't do that very often
Alejandro: This ought be good
Justina: Shut it, debby
Justina: Anyways, I was going to ask if you knew what month just finished
Jasmine: Oh, that's easy. I know which month
Justina: I know you know. You're an educated child. Anyone else know?
Alejandro: Uh- October?
Jasmine: Yeah, obviously dumbass
Justina: What was special about the month of October?
Jerry: Don't tell me it was your birthday last month
Justina: Wha- no!
Justin: You don't know her birthday Jerry?
Jerry: I do. I was just-
Alejandro: Excuses. Excuses
Jasmine: You're already failing at being her boyfriend
Justina: Omg guys-
Gerald: Forget boyfriend, Husband!
Jerry: We're not dating!
Gerald: Not yet...
Jerry: Fuck you
Gerald: How was Halloween? Hopefully you didn't do what you said to me to you know who
Jerry: No, dickhead
Justin: Thank God
Alejandro: Always use protection kids ;)
Justina: No!
Justina: Well, yes if you do it but you got the wrong idea!
Alejandro: Did I now?
Jerry: Yes!
Jasmine: Guys, Justina was trying to say something to you idiots
Justina: Thank you!
Gerald: Okayyy, sorry
Alejandro: We got a little sidetracked
Justin: You guys are stupid
Jerry: Why thank you, kind sir!
Justina: Anyways, I'll just tell you dumbasses.
Gerald: Well?
Justina: Black History month
Justina: Oh yeah
Alejandro: We're actually stupid
Jerry: Duh!
Jasmine: Yes, yes you are
Justina: Do you guys know any famous, black people?
Justin: Henry Box Brown- the guy who escaped slavery by mailing himself to Philadelphia in a box (hence the name)
Gerald: Mary Seacole- famous black nurse who also helped in the Crimean War
Jerry: Nelson Mandela
Jasmine: Barack Obama
Justin: Uh, the guy with the really long name? Martin something something
Justina: Martin Luther King Jr?
Justin: Yeah, that guy
Alejandro: Dummy
Jasmine: At least he though of one!
Gerald: Yeah, if you're sooo much smarter than him, you name someone
Alejandro: Easy, I got two. Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj
Jerry: The singers?
Justina: I guess they count. They're both black
Jasmine: And famous
Gerald: And relatively good people?
Alejandro: SEE! I can think of some people!
Justina: Isn't it annoying how black people are practically mentioned in textbooks as just slaves or negatively in general?
Jerry: True
Jasmine: It's the white supremacists for me
Justin: It's the lack of positivity known for black people for me
Gerald: It's the white people getting away with everything for me
Alejandro: It's the innocent black people suffering and dying all over the world for me
Jerry: It's the people that over-look this for me
Justina: It's the cops (who are meant to keep us safe) being the causes of these deaths for me
Justin: It's the horrible and unfair stereotypes for me
Alejandro: It's the lack of justice for me
Gerald: It's the lack of awareness that black people aren't slaves for me
Jerry: It's the stupdidty of people who say that there's no slavery so there must be no racism for me
Justina: It's the lack of punishment for people who MURDER black people for no reason for me
Jasmine: That's so true, you know.
Justin: Rayshard Brooks, fell asleep in car blocking drive through to fast food place- Atlanta, Georgia
Jasmine: Daniel Prude, ran on streets naked when mentally ill- New York
Gerald: George Floyd, allegedly tried to use a counterfeit 20dollar bill- Minnesota
Alejandro: Breonna Taylor, asleep at home- Kentucky
Justina: The names go on and on. All of these people brutally murdered for no reason
Jerry: That's sad
Alejandro: That's racism
Justin: We need democracy around the world
Gerald: Yeah! We need to change this!
Jasmine: Gen Z is going to be the generation that ends this
Justina: After all...
Justina: BLACK LIVES MATTER
Gerald: Yessir!
Jerry: Say it louder for the people at the back
Alejandro: The volume inside of this bus is astronomical
Justina: Shit, we're gonna be late for school
Jasmine: Fuck, bye guyssss
Gerald: Cya
Justin: Bye
Jerry: See you.
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Alcoholics Anonymous ;)
HumorThis book is like the kind of group chat conversations the characters from 'All's Fair in Love and Conflict' would have if they had normal teen lives. This is completely irrelevant to the story and it's just for fun! Warning- there are quite a lot o...
