Shiratorizawa
Ushijima : Alright, the teacher told us to put on a play that is family-friendly.
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Which doesn't make any since we are the volleyball club.
Tendō : Ooh~
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Maybe a Shōnen Jump series?
Semi : Are there any family-friendly series there?
Tendō : Naruto?
Semi : Uhm... anything else?
Tendō : I know, the volleyball manga Haikyuu!! but staring us!
Semi, in his head : I never understand this guy...
Ushijima : The teacher said a family-friendly TV show and it's from overseas
Goshiki : Oh, there's a lot, y'know
Ushijima : I know
Shirabu, raises his arm : How about a Nick Jr. show?
Semi : What're you planning?
Shirabu : Nothing... emo Sugawara
Semi : What did you just call me?!
Shirabu : SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Tendō : *covers Goshiki's ears*
Semi and Shirabu : *fighting and cursing at each other*
Tendō : They look like a perfect couple, right Reon?
Reon : Uh... sure?
Eventually the two setters stopped fighting
Tendō : What do you have in mind, Kenjiro?
Shirabu : Ugh... like I said, a Nick Jr. show
Reon : You watch Nick Jr. shows?
Shirabu : Not really
Kawanishi : Oh? Last time, I saw you were watching Peppa Pig in your dorm—
Shirabu : Say another word and I'll fucking punch your face until it became a pulp
Kawanishi : *backs away*
Shirabu : May I continue—
Tendō and Semi : *smothering the child aka Goshiki*
Goshiki : *being smothered*
Ushijima : *stares at wall*
Reon : *did the same thing as Ushijima*
Yamagata : *stares at the ceiling*
Kawanishi : *doing ballet*
Shirabu : YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?
Everyone : *looks at Shirabu*
Semi : Fine, what do you got, you salty son of—
Tendō : Eh!
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The child is here
Goshiki : What child?
Tendō : Shush, child!
Shirabu : The idea revolves around bowl cut brat
Semi : What did I say about using and calling names at your brother?!
Shirabu : He's not even my brother!
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And you're just a make-believe mom!
Semi : *gasp*
Ushijima : When are we going to start?
Tendō : After this Wakatoshi-kun!
3 hours later...
Goshiki is wearing a Dora the Explorer costume, just the costume, no wig.
Shirabu is wearing a blue monkey costume and red boots.
Ushijima is wearing a purple backpack costume.
Semi is wearing a map costume.
Kawanishi is wearing a green iguana costume.
Yamagata is wearing a blue cow costume.
Reon is wearing a purple squirrel costume.
And finally, Tendō is wearing an orange fox costume on with a blue mask.
Shirabu : Why am I included?
Semi : Shut the fuck up and roll with it
Shirabu, rolling his eyes : Ugh... whatever...
The theme started to play
*Goshiki and Shirabu runs to the stage looking like people on cosplay*0
Theme song acapella sung by the team :
Goshiki! Shirabu! Come on Goshiki!
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G-G-G-G-G-Goshiki
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G-G-G-G-G-Goshiki
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G-G-G-G-G-Goshiki
Goshiki
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Goshiki
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Goshiki the explorer
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Who's that super cool exploragoshiki?
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Need your help
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Grab your backpacks
Lets go!
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Jump in!
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Vamanos
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You can lead the way-hay!
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Hey! Hey!
*The rest of the team runs to the stage joining the duo*
Coach Washijō watched his team becoming maniacs on stage.
G-G-G-G-G-Goshiki
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G-G-G-G-G-Goshiki
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G-G-G-G-G-Goshiki
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G-G-G-G-G-Goshiki
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Tendō no swiping
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Tendō no swiping
Tendō : Oh man!
Everyone : Goshiki The Explorer!!!
Washijō : What did I do wrong?
This wasn't a good chapter but I suddenly thought of this.
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Crackyuu
FanfictionA book about the chaoticness of the Haikyuu!! characters. To be honest, this book is just me dumping my chaotic ideas in book form Request : closed I don't own Haikyuu!! the series belongs to Haruichi Furudate. Thank you, Furudate-sensei for writin...
