I have taught him good

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Me : Hey, motherf-- I mean, hey my sweet little brother!

Bro : what?

Me : do you remember what I taught you?

Bro : what?

Me : what does the cat say?

Bro : oh that

Oya oya oya

RIEFUU!!!

Kyanma!!

Nice toss, salonpas

Me : what does Mr. Freeze say?

Bro : chill out

Me : what does the eagle/swan say?

Bro : you should've come to Shiratorizawa

Me : what does the guest monster say?

Bro : baki baki ni ore

Me : what does Godzilla say?

Bro : Shittykawa

Me : what does the alien fanboy say?

Bro : Iwa-chan!

Me : what does the owl say?

Bro : HEY HEY HEY!!

AGAAAAASHI!!

Bokuto-san

Me : what does the onigiri say?

Bro : 'Tsumu

Me : what does the fox say?

Bro : 'Samu

Me : what does the wall say?

Bro : Go! Go! Let's go! Let's go! Dateko!

Me : what does the milk crow say?

Bro : Boke! Hinata Boke!

Me : what does the orange crow say?

Bro : Baka! Kageyama Baka!

Noya-san!

Me : what does the angel crow say?

Bro : negativity BEGONE!

Me : what does the Buddha crow say?

Bro : Tanaka-senpai!

Me : what does the thunder crow say?

Bro : ROLLINGU THUNDAAA!!!

Me : what does the French fry crow say?

Bro : Yamaguchi urusai

Me : what does the cinnamon roll crow say?

Bro : gomen Tsukki

Me : what does the dead-- I mean, dad crow say?

Bro : I forgot...

Me : you little bi--

What does the seagull say?

Bro : EHH?! EEEEHHG?!

Me : I have taught you well

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