What a peaceful day in Nekoma High
I wonder what kind of shit will go on today!
Kenma : *walks inside the club room*
Yamamoto : Kyanma, come here for a sec
Everyone except for Kuroo huddle
Yamamoto : what kind of surprise are we gonna put for Kuroo-san?
Yaku : why are suddenly caring about that rooster?
Kai : now now
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He's our captain
Yaku : I wish you were the captain
Kai : I'm flattered but no
Lev : how about a cat that looks like him?
Kenma : that would be impossible
Lev : nothing is impossible if you are Haiba Lev, the ace of Nekoma
Yamamoto : you tryin' to steal my position, buddy?
Shibayama : how about something he really cares about?
Inuoka : you mean Kenma?
Kenma : no
Yamamoto : but–
Kenma : no
Yamamoto : but, Kenma–
Kenma : no
Yaku : I know
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And it involves moms
Fukunaga : oh no...
5 minutes later
Yaku : *dialing*
Akaashi : hello?
Yaku : Akaashi, my fellow mom
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Today's Kuroo's birthday and I wanted to ask you
Akaashi : hold up
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I know what you mean
Yaku : yes, bring the horned owl bastard
After practice
Kai : Kuroo, would you please go inside the club room. We have a surprise for you there
Kuroo : oh really?
*walks to club room*
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Nothing's here... did they tricked me?
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Nah, I'll wait on this oddly placed chair.
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*sleeps*
Bokuto : HEY HEY HEY
Yaku : shut up! It's a surprise, remember?
Bokuto : oh yea
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Where is he?
Kai : inside the club room
Bokuto : I'll go there instead
Yaku : Bokuto-san, NO—
Bokuto : I wonder what Kuroobro is up to
*opens the door*
Hmm?
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What is he doing?
Kuroo : *snoring*
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Crackyuu
FanfictionA book about the chaoticness of the Haikyuu!! characters. To be honest, this book is just me dumping my chaotic ideas in book form Request : closed I don't own Haikyuu!! the series belongs to Haruichi Furudate. Thank you, Furudate-sensei for writin...
