Happy Birthday to the skyscraper!!
Nekoma
Kuroo : Now, you all are probably asking why did I told you all to meet me here.
Kai : What?
Yamamoto : I didn't remember anything
Kenma : Shut up
Fukunaga : *shakes head*
Inuoka : I'm just here because I was walking with Shibayama
Shibayama : What he said
Kuroo : Is Yakkun here?
Kenma : Are you blind?
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... he's not here
Kuroo : Good!
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My fellow yees and haws, I gathered you—
Yamamoto : Can you speeds things up?
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I have to see my sister in any minute
Kuroo : Long story short, let's kidnap Yakkun
Kai : Did I misheard you or did just say we're kidnapping Yaku?
Kuroo : It's almost Lev's birthday
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I wanted to make it special
Shibayama : But kidnapping Yaku?
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Isn't that too far?
Kuroo : Don't worry
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I have backup
Next Day
Kuroo : The time has come
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For the lion king... literally.
*squeals*
Kenma : Why are you squealing like a girl?
Kuroo : Remember when I say we have backup?
Kenma : No
Kuroo : Bokuto is here!
Bokuto : *jumps out of a random box*
HEY HEY HEY!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Kuroo : Not the time
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We must kidnap Yaku first!
Bokuto : Like last year?
Kenma : *remembering his past*
Flashback
Kenma was walking while playing his games.
He opened the door and saw Yamamoto holding a frying pan and Fukunaga holding a rope.
Kenma : What are you guys doing?
Yamamoto : We got 'em!!
Kenma : What do you—
Bokuto : *tackled the pudding head down*
Fukunaga : *ties Kenma up*
Yamamoto : *gently hits Kenma*
Kenma, waking up : Hmm??
He was in a box and still tied up
YOU ARE READING
Crackyuu
FanfictionA book about the chaoticness of the Haikyuu!! characters. To be honest, this book is just me dumping my chaotic ideas in book form Request : closed I don't own Haikyuu!! the series belongs to Haruichi Furudate. Thank you, Furudate-sensei for writin...
