Fukunaga is in the gym
Yamamoto walks in to see
Kenma is dead
Yamamoto, running to Kenma : Kyanma!!
Kenma : ...
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : *staring at corpse*
Yamamoto : there's a dead cat in the gym!
Fukunaga : ...
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : oh... hey...
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
•
Talk more will ya!
Fukunaga : how did he get here?
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
•
What did you do?!
Fukunaga : ...
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : me?
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : I didn't do this...
Yamamoto : explain what happened, Fukunaga!
Fukunaga : ...
Yamamoto : ...
Fukunaga : *stares intensely at Kenma*
Yamamoto : now!
•
Or I'll throw away your bucket
Fukunaga : I've never seen him before in my life
Yamamoto : why did you kill Kyanma, Fukunaga!
Fukunaga : ...
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : I do not kill people
•
That is— that is my LEAST favorite thing to do
Yamamoto : tell me Fukunaga
•
Exactly what were you doing before I got here
Fukunaga : ...
•
Alright...
•
Well... I was in the club room
Yamamoto : okay
Fukunaga : I was— I was changing
Yamamoto : yes
Fukunaga : ...refilling my bucket
Yamamoto : go on
Fukunaga : ...
•
And well... Kenma walked in
Yamamoto : okay
Fukunaga : ...so I went up to him
Yamamoto, concern : yes...
Fukunaga : and I stabbed him 37 times in the chest
Yamamoto : *stares at Fukunaga*
Fukunaga : *stares at Yamamoto*
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
•
That kills people!
Fukunaga : ...oh wow
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : I didn't know that...
Yamamoto : how could you not know that?!
Fukunaga : ...yeah
•
I'm in the wrong here...
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... I suck
Yamamoto : what happened to his hands?
Fukunaga : ...
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : hmm?
Yamamoto : his hands!
•
Why are they missing!
Fukunaga : ......
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!
Fukunaga : well... I kinda...
•
Cooked them up and ate them...
Yamamoto : ... Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : I was hungry...
•
And Tora... you know if you crave hands...
Yamamoto : why on earth did you do that?!
Fukunaga : ...I was hungry for hands
Yamamoto : Fuku—
Fukunaga : gimme a break...
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : ...my stomach was making the rumblies
Yamamoto : Fukunaga!!
Fukunaga : that only hands will satisfy...
Yamamoto : what is wrong with you, Fukunaga?!
Fukunaga : ...well *pokes Kenma's with a stick*
•
I kill people...
•
And I eat hands
Yamamoto : *concern ace*
Fukunaga : ...that's two
*drags Kenma's corpse to the storage closet*
Later...
Yaku : WHY IS KENMA'S CORPSE IN HERE?!?!?!
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Crackyuu
FanfictionA book about the chaoticness of the Haikyuu!! characters. To be honest, this book is just me dumping my chaotic ideas in book form Request : closed I don't own Haikyuu!! the series belongs to Haruichi Furudate. Thank you, Furudate-sensei for writin...
