The Origins of Tsukishima Kei

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It was a bright and sunny day at Karasuno High.

The Volleyball team are training really hard for the Spring Tournament.

I wonder what will happened

What the fuck

Huh? There's Hinata Shōyō, what is he thinking?

Suga, approaching his child : Hinata, what are you thinking?

Hinata : Oh, Suga-san...

I was just thinking about Tsukishima

Suga : Y'know he's interested in Yamaguchi, right?

Hinata : Oh, not that

Where did he came from?

Suga : What do you mean?

Hinata : Where did he came from?

Suga: *started to think how could he explain it to the child*

Well, you see if Mr. Tsukishima and Mrs. Tsukishima loves each other so much-

Hinata : Is he some kind of lab experiment?

Suga, dumbfounded : What?

Hinata : Maybe he has the same origin story as the Powerpuff Girls

Suga : *still dumbfounded*

Hinata : Yac-san!

Yachi : Huh?

Hinata : Do you think that Tsukishima has the same origin story as the Powerpuff Girls?

Yachi : Wait, what?

Hinata : Y'know, maybe it could go like this!

In a lab

There is Tsukishima Akiteru, in a lab coat, making an experiment.

Akiteru : Time to add the ingredients

Salt, more salt, and even more salt.

These were the ingredients chosen

To create the perfect younger brother

But Professor Akiteru accidentally

Added an extra ingredients to the concoction-

Chemical Yamaguchi

Thus, Tsukishima Kei were born

Using his ultra-super saltiness

Tsukishima Kei

Has dedicated his life to insult others

And being in love with Yamaguchi

Akiteru : Kei!

Tsukishima : Yes, professor?

Akiteru : I'll be playing volleyball later

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