Special Report: Live from the Forest of Death

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"I should have stayed home."
Y/n watched as Naruto was chased around by a box.
'Oh cool a moving box... wait a minute.'

The box erupts into a puff of smoke. The smoke clears up to reveal three academy students. To be specific the three academy students from the other day.
"Guys I think we used too much gun powder!"*cough cough*

'Why are academy students using gun powder? Should I care? Nah.'

The three academy students then introduced themselves.
"I am Moegi The sassiest kunoichi in preschool! Check me out!"

"I am Udon and I love algebra!"

"And I'm the number 1 ninja in the village Konohamaru and when we're all together we form the Konohamaru ninja squad!"

'Great Naruto has created a mini ninja army of him. They even copied the goggles.'

Konohamaru chatted with Naruto then noticed y/n.
"Hey your the girl that saved my life the other day from the weirdo with face paint!" Y/n swore she heard the distant shouts of Kankuro.

"Yeah I'm the one who saved you what about it?"

"W-well uh I want to say thank you! And if you can will you be in my interview for the academy newspaper please!?" Konohamaru said flustered his two buddies nod in hope to persuade y/n.

*sigh* "I don't know I-." Y/n stops mid sentence from the sad looks they had given her.
"Alright." Y/n gives in. Konohamaru's team cheers.

"Hey you three what are you doing? Your holding up the exams?" Anko said walking toward the four.

"They have an interview for the academy news paper to do." Y/n said.

A look of realization crossed Anko's face.
"Oh yeah that's right I kinda forgot but lord hokage did mention something about them interviewing me." Anko said sheepishly.

"Interviewing you?" Naruto chimes in.

"Alright everyone were taking a ten minute break for those scheduled to be interviewed please be courteous and respectful to the reporters of the academy." Anko said.

"Wait but I thought I was the only one being interviewed?" Naruto said confused.

"No boss but you are one of the most important!" Konohamaru said.

"Oh well in that case I'll give you an interview that'll make it clear to your readers why I'm the best ninja ever!" Naruto grins.

"Alright Naruto and the rest of squad 7 tell us a little bit about yourselves. Boss you can go first!"

"Alright! My name is Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it! I'm a ninja from the village hidden in the leaves! I like ramen and my dream is to become Hokage so people will finally treat me like someone important! No genin can match any of my strength even Iruka sensei can't help being impressed. Now that I'm in squad 7 I get to prove it by going on dangerous missions everyday! My teammates are Sasuke, Sakura, and Y/n ,but I'm the only one who shows any real promise-ahem" Y/n interrupts Naruto.

"You were saying Naruto?" Y/n smiled.
Naruto rubs the bump on his head.

"Y/n also shows a lot of promise too!" Y/n smiles and pats his head which makes him blush.

"Boss say more about about the others for the article." Konohamaru pleads.

"Well alright."

"Sasuke Uchiha is such a pretentious guy. All the girls think he's so great ,but I'll show him one day.
Sakura Haruno I'll let you in on a little secret she's madly in love with me. She'd never admit of course
but her coyness just makes her-." Before Naruto could finish he was punched by Sakura.

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