Five times Parley has been sexual + smut.
Ship: Parley. (Peter, 17. Harley, 17.)
3rd person POV
One
All of the Avengers were sitting a the dining room table, waiting for Harley and Peter to join them.
Soon, Harley comes in running, with Peter clung onto his back, both laughing and giggling.
"Are you guys high?" Tony asks with a raised eyebrow. Peter burst in laughter, clutching his stomach, causing him to fall off Harleys back. Harley starts laughing as well, falling over onto the ground. The Avengers all just stare in confusion and concern.
Peter attempts to get back up, but falls over right away. "Harley! You did this to me!! I'm never letting you touch me again!" He yells playfully, clearing not seeing Tonys very angry face.
"PETER? What do you mean by that?," Tony gasps out "Oh my fuck dammit shit! You guys had sex!!"
A small 'language' could be heard from Steve. Harley gets up and picks up Peter, walking over to the table. "No shit Sherlock. It was fun." Harley replies with a smirk, sitting on a chair and pulling Peter on his lap.
Clint lets out a snort, causing Tony to shoot him a glare. "No, you guys are too young to fondue." Harley rolls his eyes and chuckles. "Oh yeah, let me just quickly grab my spare time machine and go back to not have sex." He says sarcastically.
Two
It was a stressful Monday morning, Peter was in is 4th class of the day. He was in Mr. Harrington's History, Peter wasn't paying any attention because he already knew all of this. Mr. Harrington was also a very strict teacher. He had this very invasive rule where if your phone rung in class , you had to put it on speaker.
All of a sudden, a very loud 'Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke! You-' could be heard from the pockets of Peter. His face went red as he fumbled to grab his phone. He knew he was gonna yell at Harley for changing his ringtone.
Everybody had been snickering, Mr. Harrington's face looked furious, "Parker! You know the rules, put it on speaker!" He demands.
Peter quickly answers the phone and puts it on speaker. "Hiya Darlin'!" Harleys voice came from the phone. Peter smiles at the nickname. "Why're you calling?" He asks with a raised eyebrow, not that Harley could see.
"Can't I just call you because I love you and you're the most perfect person in the world?"
"No, not when I'm in the middle of class. Now what do you want?" Peter knew Harley never just called him for no reason.
"Okay, well, please don't be mad but Tony accidentally found our toys while he was grabbing something from our room and now he won't even look at me without gagging or sobbing. So when you come home today, don't be surprised if he's acting weird."
Everybody either now had horrified faces or they're trying to hold back a laugh. The teacher looked like he was about to throw up.
"HARLEY I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KI-" Peter starts.
"Byeee, love you sweetheart!" Harley interrupts, Peter heard a click which meant Harley had already hung up.
Peter slammed his head on his desk in embarrassment and let out a loud groan.
"I bet thats the noise he makes with Harley."
"NED!!!"
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Peter Parker Oneshots
RomanceThis book is just a bunch of oneshots of Peter. I take requests. I'll do any ship as long as its LGBTQIA+, legal and consenting. I don't do X reader. I don't own Marvel or any of the characters included. These are all written by me.
