Deadpool is in the Avengers, Peter isn't. Peter and Wade are dating. None of the Avengers know Peter.
Ships: Spideypool. (Peter, 22. Wade, 24.)
3rd Person POV
The original six Avengers, minus Thor and Bruce as they were on Asgard, plus Wade all sat in the common room of the tower. Just conversing and hanging around when all of a sudden a phone could be heard ringing.
Wade recognised the ring tone instantly and slipped his phone out of his pocket.
He was about to leave the room to answer it, but then Tony quickly snatched it and answered it, putting it on speaker.
Before Wade could protest a small giggle came from the phone. "Wadeee! Guess what?"
The Avengers stayed quite, wanting to listen to what the other person had to say.
Wade grabbed the phone back, with it still on speaker. "Yes, baby boy?" Wade asks, ignoring the stares of his team.
"I'm high!! Please don't be mad, I was just sooo sad and you weren't here!" A giggly voice shouts from the phone.
Steve furrowed his eyebrows and Tony had a concerned expression on his face. Clint and Natasha just had blank faces, wanting more context.
"Pete.. You promised you wouldn't. I just.." Wade trails off.
"I know!! But it makes me feel sooo good and happy...!" Peter sobbed through the phone, letting out a little laugh at the end.
The Avengers remained silent, they still had no idea as to who the person was on the other side of the phone, just that his name was 'Pete' and was high. They also knew whomever it was has a special relationship with Wade.
"Peter, you should've called me. Y'know what, stay there, don't hurt yourself. I'll be there in 20." Wade says, with a now worried voice.
"Okay Wadey Bear! I Love youuu!"
Wade heavily sighs and mumbles a quick 'love you' before hanging up.
"Who was that?"
"Why is he high?"
A million other questions came shooting at Wade. He put his hands up to make them stop.
"My boyfriend, Peter." He pauses for a moment, seeing all the shocked faces. "I'm sure he wouldn't want me telling the worlds mightiest heroes about why he was high. You may now ask questions."
Tony goes first, "How long have you been dating for? Also, you're gay?"
"We've been dating for 3 years, but I've known him for 4. I'm not gay, I'm pansexual." He answers back honestly.
"He sounded so young, how old is he?" Natasha asks.
"He's 22, so he was 18 when we met. I took him out on his 19 birthday and thats when we started dating."
"Does he know you're Deadpool? What does he work as?" Steve asks.
"Yes, of course he knows I'm Deadpool. He works half time at a small cafe near 5th street, but he has a scholarship to M.I.T."
"Oh, he must be smart then!" Clint adds. Wade nods and looks at his phone to check them time.
"I'm gonna go get him. Is it okay if I bring him over here? I'm guessing you guys want to meet Peter now that I've told you about him."
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Peter Parker Oneshots
RomansThis book is just a bunch of oneshots of Peter. I take requests. I'll do any ship as long as its LGBTQIA+, legal and consenting. I don't do X reader. I don't own Marvel or any of the characters included. These are all written by me.
