(Picture on chapter cover by Deviantart user Nai255)
Between many unlicenced obscure games, there is a infamous one. One game for the NES few dare try to play for their quality-or lack thereoff! The forbidden territory...of Action 52!
Who would dare play this? Who would ignore the warnings of so many? Our obscure games specialist-Rodrigo!
It was raining outside. What's the best thing to do when it's a rainy day and you can't leave home? Why, play a game!
And looking at his collection, he saw a particular game,separated from the others...
"Action 52....was saving this one for a special day. A rainy day is just as good,I guess!" the boy smiled, taking it.
He went to his NES, remembering a few webvideos he saw. "For an obscure game, I heard a lot about it....it is said it's a horrible abomination....I'll be the judge of that!" he decided.
As he went to his video game, Rodrigo blinked, remembering his previous adventures."What will happen if I am brought inside as well? There are 52 games....won't I get lost?" he wondered, before shaking his head. "No! I have the courage to ignore people's negative opinions of a lot of obscure games...I won't feel fear now!"
"MAKE YOUR SELECTION NOW!"
"Aww, gee, that is hard....guess I'll start with Cheetahman. But wait, shouldn't I save it for last?Hmm..."
He then felt hungry, and he got a bubblegum from his pocket. He couldn't eat a lot before dinner-house rules! So he always saved a little snack for before it.
"Hmm..." the boy wondered, as he made a bubble with the bubblegum, and remembered a game ironically based....on bubblegum!
(This could be interesting...) Rodrigo smiled, as he chose Bubblegum Rossie! It took a while for him to get adapted to the controls, but soon he was in the game...
.....quite literaly, as he was brought inside it, as it happens when he's enjoying a game!
Rodrigo gasped and looked around. "So dark! Where am I?" he wondered. He then gasped, "I entered the game again? But this has 52 games....am I really on the game I was playing?
The boy looked around. So far,it resembled everything on the previous stage. He even found some enemies, and blinked as he found it hard for himself to jump, unless he tried really hard!
"You can't get away, boy!" the enemies growled.
"Well, we'll see about that! There's no way I can know for sure till I try!" Rodrigo declared.
Rocks, Neanderthals, Gladiators, Goblins, a BEAR....Rodrigo went through a lot those last few days, and was also able to escape, after all!
And, of course, he'd also feel embarassed if he started getting scared right when he shook off the fear of entering that cartridge, of all things!
Rodrigo dodged, tried to jump, ran, ran as fast as he could! On his way: living statues, spring monsters, rocks, aliens of various kinds....all wanting to take him down!
The boy gasped. "Man, how many of this things are there? It's a lot more guys than the goblins on Little Red Hood...." he remarked, then panted, as he managed to get some time to breath.
"All right!" he said, looking around. "There seems to be no one here....I might as well rest a bit."
Rodrigo looked around, to make sure there would be no danger.
Why make sure there was no danger? Well, after all, he didn't want to end up getting spanked, like it usually happened whenever he got inside a game!
"Hmm, maybe I'll get some of my bubblegum..." he decided, as he had another package.
At this time, a blond girl with a ponytail arrived. Blowing bubblegums of her own, she could even take out certain enemies by using them!
She blinked as she saw a boy, apparently her age. "What is he doing here? He doesn't seem like a bad guy."
Her eyes widened as she saw him making a bubblegum!
"H-hey! Wait! Don't!" she yelled.
Unfortunately, she was not close enough for Rodrigo to listen!
He kept blowing. The bubble became bigger, and bigger, and bigger....
Rodrigo blinked. (Should it even BE that big?) he thought.
Rodrigo's eyes widened, it seemed now way bigger tham a bubblegum could ever be! Too big, and it was going to-
BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....blow up!
Rodrigo gasped as he was sent flying backwards by the recoil.
He could also see a stream of enemies that, by the stupidiest of chances, showed up at this exact time!
"Aww, darn it! That's gonna hurt..." Rodrigo groaned, closing his eyes.
With his eyes closed, he didn't see the miriad of bubblegums flying in the air!
Many bubblegums cleared the enemies out of the way. Yet others formed a barrier, slowing Rodrigo's flight, so that he fell down harmlessly!
"Hey! You okay?" a female voice, apparently his age, asked.
Rodrigo blinked. "Wha...? Am I alive?" the little boy wondered.
"Yeah, but not thanks to you. Can you open your eyes?"
Rodrigo opened his eyes, seeing a girl his own age looking at him.
The boy noticed how similar she was to the sprite of the player character on the game he was playing before all this...and the bubblegum in her mouth left no doubts on his mind!
"Rossie? Bubblegum Rossie?" Rodrigo asked.
"It's Bubblegum ROSY. Don't worry, people do this mistake all the time." Rosy said, smiling. He seemed to be okay.
She then looked at him and asked, "What is your name?"
"I'm Rodrigo." Rodrigo said.
Rosy nodded, extending her hand so he can hold it to get up. "Can you stand?"
Rodrigo nodded, as he got up.
"So, what was that all about?" Rosy asked, suddently strict.
Rodrigo tilted his head. "What do you mean?"
"Oh, I dunno. Blowing up a gigantic bubblegum that almost made you fly into a ton of bad guys, maybe. Ring a bell?" she sighed.
Rodrigo sighed. "Oh, that. I was just blowing a bubblegum, and I was taken by surprise..." he explained.
"Rodrigo. Do you know how dangerous it is to blow bubblegums without thinking?" Rosy asked.
Rodrigo gulped. He knew where this was leading, and didn't like it one bit!
"E-ehh, but it was just blowing a bubblegum, I didn't expect-" Rodrigo began.
"Rodrigo, you know me. How do I defeat enemies?" Rosy pointed out.
Rodrigo blinked! "B-by using bubblegums...!" he realised.
Rosy nodded."That's right! Do you understand now why you have to think before blowing a bubblegum?" she lectured.
As she shook her head in dissapointment she continued, "If you do it without thinking, instead of blowing a bubblegum for fun, you could toss yourself through a pit or a bad guy! You're lucky I was nearby."
"I-I'm sorry! I didn't...." Rodrigo began, but gasped as he was placed over her lap!
"You didn't think, you mean. But you will after your punishment." she said, baring his bottom.
"Oh, please, I-owwww!" Rodrigo gasped, at the first spank.
"You will learn to think before acting!" Rosy scolded as she spanked.
"Oww! Ouch! Owowow....Rosy, please! I'm sorry!" Rodrigo pleaded.
"You should be!" she said, alternating cheeks.
Rodrigo kept squirming and pleading. His bum was soon as pink as her bubblegums, and reddening by the spank!
Rosy started blowing small bubblegums as she spanked, but her stern eyes showed this was still a serious punishment as she spanked all over his butt.
"Waaaaahh....p-please, no more!" Rodrigo sobbed.
"Then tell me, Rodrigo. What are you learning?" the bubblegum wielding heroine asked.
"Waahh....t-think b-before I a-act...." he sobbed.
"Yes. And if you don't?" Rosy asked, now at the sitspots.
"Waaaahh! I-I get a spanking!!!" Rodrigo bawled.
Rosy gave five more spanks to the sitspots. Then, she helped him up.
Rodrigo still sobbed as he was hugged.
"Now, now..." Rosy said, "All forgiven. I know you learned your lesson."
"I-I did..." Rodrigo said, "I-I'll think before using the bubblegums..."
Rosy nodded, smiling. "Good. Sorry if I was so stern, but you'll see it was for the best. Sides', I'm an heroine, I can't have an innocent kid my age go hurting himself."
Rodrigo nodded, wincing as he covered his butt when he recovered.
"Anyway, wanna tag along? It's safer than leaving you alone here." Rosy said.
"Okay. On the way, how about you teach me how to use those bubblegums?" Rodrigo asked.
Rosy smiled. "Of course! It's easy when you think on what to do. Here, you do it like this..."
The explanation continued as they walked. Rodrigo soon got the hang of it!
Rosy began running around fast, however, aiming to take the enemies as they appeared.
"Rosy, c'mon, slow down! You can get hurt." Rodrigo said, worried.
"Don't worry, Rodrigo, I can do this like it's my second nature!" she said, to reassure him.
She continued like this, making Rodrigo worry even more.
Eventually, however, she fell on a pit due to her running! A pit that from a distance Rodrigo saw many spikes!
"ROSY!!!!" Rodrigo yelled, going there. Was she hurt?! Was she pierced?! Was she-
"Calm down, Rodrigo, I'm okay. No worries!"
....was she SITTING on a now bent over spike, blowing a bubblegum as if it was nothing?!
"Rosy!! What is goin' on here?!" Rodrigo asked, as she went off the pit.
"Those spikes were fake. They don't hurt at all. Probably there just to scare us off, so don't worry." Rosy smiled.
"Don't...worry..." Rodrigo said, starting to get annoyed.
"Huh....Rodrigo? You okay?" Rosy asked. She gasped, he seemed annoyed..
"DON'T WORRY?! Rosy, I thought you were real hurt! Or worse! I see you dive headlong in a bunch of SPIKES, and you tell me DON'T WORRY?!!" Rodrigo scolded.
Rosy gasped! "R-Rodrigo, I'm sorry...! I thought you knew about the fake spikes and-"
"No, I didn't know about them! What I DO know is that you were very naughty!" he said, soon taking her over his lap and baring her bottom!
"R-Rodrigo!" she pleaded. "W-wait! I didn't mean to worry you-OWWWWIE!!!" she whined, at the first spank!
"Bubblegum Rosy, you've been a very, VERY naughty girl!" he said as he spanked.
"Oww! Owwie! Ouch! I-I know! I'm sorry...!" Rosy winced.
Rodrigo alternarted cheeks!
Tears soon rolled down her cheeks. Rodrigo was right to be so worried, Rosy thought. For all he knew, she could be dead!
She was worried when Rodrigo was sent flying, but knew she saved him. But for all Rodrigo knew...!
"Owwie! Ouchie! R-Rodrigo....!" Rosy sobbed, "I-I understand! Please, no more spanking!"
Rodrigo went all over her butt. He intended to make sure she learned not to go running ahead and getting herself to drop on pits!
She cried, as her sitspots began getting spanked.
"Rosy. What are we learning?" Rodrigo asked.
"Sob....waaaahhh....n-not t-to w-worry you b-by running ahead....c-cause I could get real hurt if there were real s-spikes...!" she sobbed.
Rodrigo nodded. "And if you EVER do this again?"
"WAAAAHHH! I'll be spanked again!!" she bawled.
Ten more to the sitspots, and Rodrigo stopped. If he was her brother, he'd probably ground her for this, but the sobbing girl seemed sorry.
Rodrigo hugged her, assuring forgiveness. Rosy cried, not only of the sting, but also guilt.
Eventually, she calmed down, wincing as she covered her bottom.
"R-Rodrigo, I learned my lesson. I won't run ahead." she promised.
Rodrigo smiled. "Good, Rosy. I don't wanna you to get hurt."
Rosy nodded.
They continued on their adventure, but Rodrigo gasped, as he was teleported back before it ended! The game was incomplete!
He hoped Rosy was allright...but he'd look for a complete version of the game somewhere to find out!
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Rodrigo's Sore Gaming Adventures
FanfictionA young boy, with a love for different videogames-and sometimes obscure ones- gets a blessing(some would call a curse): Sometimes, he'd be randomly teleported to inside one of said games! Unfortunately and fortunately both, destiny would always cons...