Carlos, a faithful minion of Gru's goes out on a mission to steal a dick-lengthener from Vectors house. However a chain of events twist the minions fate that day, and Carlos is left to a whole new reality.
2021
I awoke from my seductive slumber, one where I'd been canoodling with master Gru oh so lusciously. However, I am nothing but a mere fool- for minions don't have dicks, as any well educated person should know.
And besides, Master Gru is the whole dungeon- I am nothing but a set of plastic handcuffs.
Scurrying out of bed, I followed my fellow dildo shaped minions as we ran across many beams in a synchronised fashion, collecting golden floating bananas as big posters promoting Gru and his symbol were hung up around us.
Such a sexy man... how could one resist these feelings?
All stopping we reached a large iron door as Kevin, a rather succulently shaped colleague of mine, knocked on it several times.
"C-Come in..!"
I felt my lower cheeks tingle as we all jogged in quickly, standing before the man we all called master-
Mr Gru himself.
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He shifted his large, square frame as we assembled ourselves before him, his face sweaty as he fumbled around under his desk- the sound of a zip being pulled up ringing out.
"I, uh... didn't e-expect you so early!" He stuttered in his seductive accent, brushing himself down as a minion dressed in a maid costume crawled out from under his desk and ran out of the room... How rather odd- must be the cleaner, I thought to myself. What I'd give to clean that close to meine Fuhrer...
"Anyway... I need you six to carry out a mission for me- a VERY IMPORTANT mission might I add!"
"So recently Vectors onlyfans has been getting a lot more attention- not that I, well that I look of-course! No, I'm too busy planning my very important projects! Anyway, I need to fund my latest project somehow don't I? And I trust all of you to keep quiet about this. So... he's basically getting a lot more funds due to his dick size. He can do almost anything and last for hours! How am I meant to compete- my dick may be 6 foot but vectors a whole other unit!!"
He pulled out his computer, flipping it around as it showed a screenshot of Vector with his dick in what one could assume was a shark. In the background, circled red by Gru, was a device.
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"That right there- the cocklengthener6000. That's the secret to his success- and the key to cash for me. I'd have MILLIONS- I mean, can you imagine?"
I know I could...
"So I need you lot to pose as a present from Amazon, to Vector, then break in and steal the contraption... can you do that for your master?"
