Carlos, a faithful minion of Gru's goes out on a mission to steal a dick-lengthener from Vectors house. However a chain of events twist the minions fate that day, and Carlos is left to a whole new reality.
2021
Vector. Dressed up in what one could assume was Nazi role-play gear.
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He stood in the doorway, T-posing in a perfect stance that shook oneself to my core- I couldn't move. His own eyes were locked into mine- he had yet to notice Dave and Steve.
"Oi- that's my dildo collection, fourteen years in the making! Get away from it!"
As he ran at me still T-Posing Steve and Dave ran out of the room, causing Vevtor to turn as he realised the cocklengthener6000 was gone. His face grew a deathly KKK white as he stumbled backwards and looked at the empty doorframe, then back at me.
"Shitting Gru... it was him, wasn't it?!"
I didn't say a word- NO WAY would I dare grass up my Master... as the saying goes:
GRU IS LOVE, GRU IS LIFE.
"Hm... not much of a talker are we? We'll see about that..."
Vector grabbed me, my pants going right up my cheeks as I dared not argue back- the feeling was rather arousing, one can't lie. He then proceeded to carry oneself down a flight of stairs before we were in a pink dimly lit room- a dungeon, to be more precise, devices lying around everywhere... it was in a pristine condition. My only complaint, however, was that the pink did not fit the aesthetic of Vectors notorious Orange and White theme- a big let down.
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Vector threw me in a cage, putting my hands in kinky pink handcuffs as he looked down at me.
"There, all locked up and no Master in sight... it's me you obey now! And don't be fooled... Vector likes it rough- OH YEAH!"
I gulped, as he turned and left the room, locking the door behind him and turning out the main light- the only source of light now was a glowing pink 'banana' for a lampshade. Kinky.
*** (Timeskip) ***
Awhile later I was awoken, my vision blackened out as I thought I heard tapping- despite the fact something was covering my eyes, I could tell the room was lighter... I was no longer in the sex dungeon.
Shame really- I figured, as I was rather getting used to it.
Just as I was coming to my senses the blindfold was ripped off me, everything blurry and white like I'd flown up gods arsecrack. Whilst my senses slowly started restoring I was aware of an orange figure looming over me, his distinct voice echoing in my ears as everything began to come clear...
"Oi... is my dick not enough to o bring you round?!"
Things became a little too clear as vectors orange crotch was right in my face, causing me to jump backwards- only to find I was shackled to a chair. Arselicks... I thought to myself. What on earth did he have in mind?
I was soon to find out however. Vector dragged me across the room, into his seating area as the huge black screen he robbed from Currys PC world last week stood before me- I sure hoped he wasn't about to make me watch his onlyfans. I am loyal to Master Gru, and only Master Gru- not even Vector can sway me.
Just as I went to question Vectors intentions, the screen suddenly switched on- Vector sighing, as the notable login menu for OnlyFans showed up. Shit!
"Bloody hell, they're always logging me out!"
Vector sighed as he put in his very questionable username- vectorOOOHYEAH6969. How immature, I thought, as he put in his password321 password.
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"Get it? Because the numbers are in the opposite order... genius!" He bragged, as I felt my own eyes rolling- this foolish man was a Beta compared to Alpha Gru. Any moment now he'd come smashing down the door...
"And we're live!"
What?! I almost died as I saw the living room reflected on the screen, the comments showing up and viewers climbing as Vector grinned- counting up until he reached 17603937 viewers.
Then, a familiar username appeared.
Alpha_Gru1
"'What are you doing with my slave...'" Vector read out gleefully, laughing as he put a leg up on my chair.
"Oh, don't mind me daddy Gru... me and- Kevin? Oh, Carlos- me and Carlos were about to get frisky!"
"You wouldn't dare!" We both jumped as Gru's majestic voice boomed through Vectors AliExpress speakers, Vector himself looking shocked as he pressed his remote at the TV- to no avail.
"You bastard! How did you hack into my systems?!"
"Let's say I have a-few contacts..." Gru giggled, as an unfamiliar woman was heard in the background- confusion coming over me as Vector seethed.
"Now listen here Gru! You give me back my dick lengthener, or the minion becomes my arsecracks property!"
Gru laughed, as Vector growled and pounced on me- his seafood smelling crotch right in my face as I screamed.
"OH YEAH! I'm not joking!!"
"Vector, I have 3.72536553billion minions- besides that seafood smelling scum is ruined now anyway. Bye bye!"
The viewers dropped by one, Vector jumping off me and dropping the remote as I sat there, in shock.
Surely... Gru didn't know it was me? He couldn't mean it? Maybe he thought I was Carloto... (Carloto is the biggest minion Chad going) That must be it.... He wouldn't abandon me given our spark...
Right..?
"Damn. Well, that didn't work- plan 2 it is" Vector hesitated, standing there awkwardly as he looked a me tied up to the chair.
"Not gonna lie I don't really have the space to house you here and that, y'know I need my seven bedrooms- one each week..."
He trailed off, looking me dead in the eyes as I managed to look up back at him.
"Okay, on a scale of 1-10 my cock doesn't actually smell of squid that obviously does it?"
