Carlos, a faithful minion of Gru's goes out on a mission to steal a dick-lengthener from Vectors house. However a chain of events twist the minions fate that day, and Carlos is left to a whole new reality.
2021
I felt myself growing sweaty as the van stopped outside what oneself could assume was Vectors complex. The plan was in action.
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Myself and two other minions, Steve and Dave, were all trapped inside a large cardboard box addressed to Vector from Amazon. There were afew other presents so Vector hopefully wouldn't open us first- giving us time to escape. I felt a cold breeze upon onselfs face as the back doors of the van were swung open, my colleagues Kevin and Tony grabbing the parcels one by one as eventually we were hauled out and taken up to Vectors door- Steve's arsecheeks falling in my face in this process.
I would by lying if I said I didn't enjoy it, but I remain hopeful and loyal towards Master Gru- always.
The doorbell is rung and I hear the other minions running away, the van starting up- it's just Steve, Dave and myself now. There's a pause, before the front door is flung open and the distant sound of Vectors sneakers can be heard- the enemy was close.
"Hm-? Must be the platinum dildo I ordered..." Vector muttered, grabbing our box first as I feel Steve's cheeks grow tight.
After a failed attempt to lift the box, Vector sighed loudly as I began to feel his body up against the box- before suddenly there was a loud bang as his crotch came into contact with the cardboard, flinging us right across the corridor at 100mph as I felt my buttocks growing hot- Master Gru wasn't lying, Vector really was a complete unit now!
We waited for afew seconds, making sure Vector was preoccupied with the other parcels before bursting out of the box and running down a hallway. Switching to X-RAY mode on our goggles we were able to locate the warmth from the cocklengthener6000 in no time, rushing into the room as we all stopped to crowd round it in awe.... it was magnificent.
I'm sure we were all imagining the pure sex appeal Master Gru would gain more of from such a device...
I began to help Steve and Dave secure the masterpiece with care, the success of Gru- when my eyes suddenly caught sight of something.
Somethings....
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Long banana like beings all stacked up behind glass, their different colours shimmering in the light as I couldn't help but venture closer to look...
They were intriguing- oneself pondered if they'd taste just as sweet and succulent...
I heard Dave and Steve yell to me that we needed to get back, get back to master Gru- but I couldn't resist such temptation. I mean, who couldn't? Slowly I lifted my hand up to the glass, ready to open the door that separates me from such arousement- when suddenly the door to the room swung open. Shit.
