So this is a little thing a did a bit back, so I decided to post it. It's not in my usual style so sorry about that, it was originally gonna be a comic, but I changed my mind about mid-way through,
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*Russia wobbles over to bar where America is sitting*
Ame: Huh? Oh, hi Russ!
Russ (Drunk): Huh...Um...Oh...Hi Ame?
Ame: How drunk even are you? *laugh*
Russ (Drunk): Um...a bit?
Ame: What did you even drink to get this bad?
Russ (Drunk): Vodka.
Ame: Oh no, Russ, you know you always drink way too much of that.
Russ (Drunk): No, I don't. *Sip* I'm fine. *Nearly slips off stool*
Ame: *Grabs Russ* M'k, you seem extremely drunk. Hand me the bottle.
*Ame grabs the bottle and holds it away from Russ while he tries to grab it back*
Ame: *Loudly* Hey Japan, can you come over here?
*Japan looks over and walks over*
Japan: What's up Ame?
Ame (Still holding bottle away from Russ): Could you empty out this drink and fill it with water?
*Japan grabs the bottle and goes behind bar*
Japan: If I can ask, why do I need to do this?
Ame: Well, no one in my family when they are drunk wants to drink anything other than alcohol, so I've learned to put water in the bottle and then they'll drink it.
Japan (handing drink to Russ): Ok, but when did you ever have the chance to learn that?
Ame *facepalm*: Japan, I have FIFTY kids, 13 of which are my age. You seriously think NONE of them have tried to drink alcohol.
Japan: Ok, yeesh, no need to be rude.
Ame: Ok, sorry that was my fault. Also, go give the extra alcohol to whoever. You and I are the only sober ones here.
*Ame turns to Russ*
Ame: Alright Russ, did you have a designated driver?
Russ (Drunk): No...why would I have one of those?
Ame (facepalm): Alright, where is your house?
Russ (Drunk): It's where my house always is.
Ame: I've never been to your house, so I would need the address.
Russ (Drunk): But why?
Ame: That's it, your going home with me since you are way too drunk to do anything properly.
*Ame gets up and lifts Russ over shoulder and almost falls over*
Ame: Aw crap. Japan, I need help again!
*Japan walks over to Ame and helps lift Russ then drags him to the car*
Ame: Hey Japan, I know you always walk over here, so do you want to also just come home with me? I'm sure the kids will be excited to see you.
Japan: Ok, sure, why not.
*Japan and Ame get in the car. Russ in the back, Ame driving, Japan in the passenger seat*
Ame: Alright time to get home. Japan, do you still have California's number?
Japan: Oh, yep I can call her if you need!
Ame: Please do.
*Japan dials Callie's number*
Callie (Over phone): Oh, hey Japan, what's up?
Japan: Your dad is coming home and had to drag Russia because he was super drunk.
Callie (Over phone): Alright, Texas and I will figure out where to put him. The few times I wish we actually had a guest bedroom...
Ame: Hey Callie, just stick him in my room and I'll use the bean bag in the living room. Japan could share a room with Texas if she still has that pull-out bed couch thing. Oh, also, the air mattress is completely dead after Louisiana's last party when her friend was drunk and ripped it up so we can't use that for anyone. Also, you need to make sure that Alaska in bed. She's still young and needs sleep. Check the schedule on the fridge to see if all your sibling did their bedtime chores. And-
Callie (Over phone (Annoyed)): DAD! We've got it. The other kids got their chores done and Hawaii already helped Alaska get to sleep.
Ame (Annoyed): Well sorry, but with 50 kids, ya tend to worry a bunch. Please just make sure everyone got their bedtime chores done and-
Japan: Ame, stop it. Callie said everything was finished up. Her and Texas are very capable girls and can get the bed situation set up.
Callie (Over phone): Thanks Japan! Alright, I need to go relay the instructions to Texas so we can set up. See ya soon dad!
Ame: Bye sweetie, see you soon!
*Japan hangs up phone*
Japan: Why are you so worried? Your kids always got their chores done anytime me or the countries came over for sleepovers or dinners.
Ame: *sigh* I know, I'm always worried something will go wrong and I won't be able to help fix it.
Japan: *snicker* What would go wrong? You only have, like, 5 kids who would even mess anything up.
Ame: *sigh* I guess. Ok, we are here. Leave Russ there, I'll grab Texas to go help.
*Ame walks in the house with Japan*
Ame: Callie! Texas! I'm home!
*Texas comes barreling down the stairs*
Texas: Hi dad! Can I help with anything?
Ame: You can help me grab Russ and drag him to the room.
Texas: Alright let's go!
*Ame and Texas leave out front door*
Callie: Hey Japan! How are you?
*Japan turns around*
Japan: Oh, hey Callie! Did you get everything set up?
Callie: Yep! Texas even agreed to switch rooms for the night so I could have an impromptu sleepover with you.
Japan: *aww* Well that is so sweet of her.
*Ame and Texas come in with Russ on their shoulders*
Ame: *strained* Okay, just a little more to the room.
Texas: *completely normal* Dad, do you need to switch out with Callie?
Ame: Probably.
*Callie switches places with Ame and she and Texas drag Russ to Ame's room*
Japan: Hey Ame, why did you suddenly decide to help Russ?
Ame: I guess having kids to take care of made me soft. You wouldn't believe how often I help out Nada, Aussie, and ZeaZea.
Japan: Well that's pretty nice. Could you go ahead and show me where Texas' room is?
Ame: Ok, sure. It's up the stairs, down the left hall and is the second door on the left, but I'll walk you there this time.
*Texas and Callie exit Ame's room*
Callie: Texas, why did you rope me into dragging him to the bed? My back hurts...
Texas: Oh, stop the whining Callie, dad already had to drag him to the car, so did you really want him to have to drag Russ again? That dude is, like, 7 ½ feet tall.
Callie: I guess that's true. C'mon, let's go to bed.
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I felt like that was just a cute little fluffy thing I could post while working on my other stories. See y'all later!
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