This is a crap post I came up with during history class the last few weeks because we are learning the beginning of American History.
This shall also be used as an explaination for Japan knowing all this in 'No Strings Attached'
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Japan: Hey Ame, who are your parents? Like, which contries contributed a bunch to your making?
America: Well, of course I have to start off with Native America who had the only people on my land for a while. There's most of the UK contributing some as well, be it Britain or the Scotts-Irish. Then, the French had a pretty big presence through the Hugenots and then the Louisiana Territory. Spain is also important, mostly for just being around in North America during the French and Indian War, plus raising up Florida and Mexico. Spaking of which, Mexico raised a few of the states, namely California, Texas, New Mexico, and parts of other. Oh, Sweden originally settled the middle section of the 13 and I think the Dutch had a few of the colonies as well, plus there was that one guy, Leif Ericson, who was the one of first to actually discover the Americas. Nowadays, I consider UK and France my parents-but-not-parents because they had some of the strongest influce on me and my siblings. I consider Canada to be my sibling because we were both raised up by UK and France, him more France and me more UK, plus stuff like the French and Indian War and the War of 1812. Australia and New Zealand I also consider to be siblings because they are decently big parts left over of UK's empire. I actually consider most of the islands he still has some control over and the ones France has some control over cousins. Then the states are a weird thing. The 13 are, like, twins in a sense because they've all been so different since day one, but they made up what was considered Colonial America, aka me. The ones I bought or somehow gained from another country, like Alaska, the Louisiana Territory states, and those ones from Mexico, plus Hawaii since she was a kingdom; I consider them to be friends and not really adopted siblings or cousins or anything familial. The other states I consider to be younger siblings, but it kind of depends on which state we are talking about.
Japan: ......How and why?
America: Pfft, I have no clue why there's so much.
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Note to self: Never ask America about his family.
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