Breathe : skephalo

Chapter fourteen : princess

First-person pov (zak)

Driving out of the parking lot, Darryl connected his phone to the stereo and put on some song I didn't recognise (trust by brent faiyaz) it's was catchy though so I didn't complain.

" you have no idea how long I and Issac have waited on Michael and Tyler, im like a proud dad right now no no wait grandma, yeah im a proud grandma-or grandpa whatever seems right, though I don't mind being the grandma, they cool as fuck" Darryl rambled breaking the silence that was between us.

I couldn't help but laugh at his grandma talk or whatever he was doing, he stopped rambling and looked over at me, one eyebrow lifted as to say he didn't understand why I was laughing.

"you got a grandma fetish or something?" I laughed out seeing his face go from confused to disgusted. " language!" he started going from looking at me and the road, " you don't even know what a fetish is so shut it, and no, grandmas are just cool as fuck" Darryl huffed, though a small smile was forming on his face.

" and you say that? Yo dumb ass just ended that by saying fuck you bonehead" I laughed even more, so much that my stomach started hurting and I was suddenly regretting eating three toasts because it definitely felt like two of them were on their way up again.

" mouth breather," Darryl said under his breath like I wasn't gonna hear it, this idiot is actually stupid, isn't he?

" dipshit"

" jerk"

"dork"

" dumb blond"

"im not even blond, or a woman!" I snapped back at Darryl who now was laughing at me, " if your gonna insult me at least get your facts right!" I huffed, turning my head towards the window, which in this case only made Darryl laugh even more.

" how cute of you zak" Darryl joked after calming down, but still giggling a little, " I know I am" I replied back looking straightforward instead of out the window, " oh really?" Darryl challenged'

" im the cutest and prettiest guy there is!" I reassured him with my head high, looking over at him like the goddess I am.

"so a princess then?" Darryl smirked, copying the way I was looking at him, and sitting.

" prettiest most sparkly cutest princess there is!" I corrected him, neither of us could keep up the act anymore as we both broke out in another stomach hurting laughter, yep my breakfast was just around the corner now.

" alright my princess, oh oops pretties most sparkly cutest princess my bad, but I have to inform you that we have arrived at our destination, hell" Darryl announced, putting the car to a stop as well as turning it off.

This fast? I looked out the window seeing Isaac and Adam with Michael and Tyler waiting right outside the car for us, I took off my seatbelt and was about to open the car door when it was opened for me, "there you go my princess" Darryl said smirking, holding his hand out.

I took his hand and he helped me out the car, " there, you've finally got it I see, might just have to make you my prince if you keep going like this" I answered back, trying to sound like I was a rich princess from the eighteen hundred.

" that's the plan my highest," Darryl said as he grabbed, my backpack and helped me put it on.

I forgot the guys were here.

I looked over at them just to see Adam break into laughter as well with Tyler and Michael, Issac was though was looking at me, smiling?

I walked over to them, still keeping my princess act, "that's not how you greet a princess, the prettiest most sparkly cutest Princess to be exact" I announced looking down at Adam who was on the ground clutching his stomach.