Just a mk vs dc fanfic

Am I a joke to you?: The Joker

Deathstroke: This is the location, but there's no base

Joker: Aw! And here I was looking forward to murdering someone!

Deathstroke/Deadshot: (Absolute silence)

Joker: You don't like me much, do you?

Deadshot: No

Deathstroke: Does anyone?

(Kano, Kabal, and Sonya show up)

Sonya: Over there. They must be the source of the transmission

Kabal: Finally. I've been itching for a fight

Kano: Lets get down to business, sweetie

Sonya: I told you only Echo can call me that

(Deadshot loads his wrist cannons)

Deathstroke: Alright, Joker. Here's your chance to kill someone... If you can

(Joker takes the flower off of his suit)

Joker: Pretty flower for the pretty lady?

Sonya: Get away from me you-!

(Joker shoots acid out of the flower at Sonya, who blocks it with her arms)

Sonya: My fist cannon!

(Kano grabs Joker by the throat)

Joker: Hmph. I was going for the eyes

(Everyone gets teleported to Oa)

Joker: Thanks for bringing us to your headquarters. We're interested in some technology

Kabal: What the hell just happened?

Deadshot: Where are we?

Kano: Is this some kinda trick?

Sonya: He damaged the teleporter. I have no clue where we are. We'll figure it out later. Kabal, take the ninja. Kano, get the other redeye. I've got the clown

Joker: What can I say? The ladies dig me

(Sonya punches Joker in the face, knocking him down)

Joker: OW! You certainly don't HIT like a girl!
Can't we talk about this?

(Joker fights Sonya and wins with a one two punch)

(Kano and Kabal are fighting Deathstroke and Deadshot in the background)

Joker: I won? I won! I mean, of course I won!

Deadshot: Wait what?

Deathstroke: Since when can you fight?

Kano: She's easy. It's me you gotta worry about

(Kano knees Deadshot in the face and kicks him against a wall)

(Deathstroke is sword fighting Kabal)

Deathstroke: You're good. But you lack discipline

Joker: Allow me to discipline him

(Joker shoves Deathstroke to the side)

Deathstroke: Joker, what the hell?!

Joker: Step aside, Death Joke!

(Joker's eyes start to glow yellow)

Joker: I hope you put up more of a fight than blondie did. Because this Joker is wild!

(Joker fights Kano and Kabal at the same time and wins by butting their heads together)

Deadshot: What? But how?

Deathstroke: I don't believe it. They should have killed you. What's going on?

(Joker flexes his small muscles)

Joker: Don't know. Don't care

(Deathstroke grabs Sonya's device)

Deathstroke: This woman's teleportation device is exactly what we need to get to apokalypse. I think I can re activate it

Deadshot: Here we go again

(Desthstroke makes some adjustments to the device as the trio is teleported away)

Deadshot: Perfect

Deathstroke: Lets get this to Luthor

Joker: To hell with baldy!

Deathstroke: What's going on with your eyes?

Joker: There's two things he forgot to tell you about me. I don't care what happens to the world. And I don't play well with others!

Deadshot: You're going down, clown

(Joker fights Deathstroke and Deadshot at the same time and wins with an explosive card)

Joker: Some world class assassins you turned out to be. I'm undefeated! Unstoppable! I bet I could even kill Batman!

(Joker laughs manically)

(Soon, in Gotham)

Batman: Alright, Joker. You wanted me? Here I am

Joker: Well well. If it ain't Batman. Sorry about before, the running away. That was quite rude of me. You'll be happy to know I won't be running anymore

Batman: I know you've got a trick up your sleeve

Joker: Lets check, shall we?

(Joker puts his hands in his sleeves)

Joker: Nope. Nothing up my sleeves

Batman: I don't have time for this nonsense

(Joker punches Batman, sending him skidding across the ground)

Joker: Make the time, bats. Now you're all mine!

(Joker fights Batman and wins with a boxing glove move)

Joker: I did it! I beat Batman! I win!

(Joker laughs victoriously)

Batman: Not today, Joker

(Batman tases Joker, making him fall unconscious)

Batman: Fun time is over. You can't "rage" if you're out cold

(Batman presses a button on his device)

Batman: Luthor, this is Batman. Your little strike team failed. Joker was exposed to the planetary merger and the power went to his head. You shouldn't have trusted the clown with such an important mission

Lex Luthor: Give me some credit, Batman. The clown was a distraction. Cat Woman and I are still on track to take the portal

Batman: You'd better be on our side for this one, Luthor. If not, I'll be the first one you answer to