Ugh I Hate You JJBA x Reader

I see...

As your brother yelled for you to wake up you turned on your music and screeched in your room thinking about Rohan and how he walked you home the other day, "I HEAR YOUR HEAR-R-RT BEAT TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUMS!! OH WHAT A SHAME THAT YOU CAME HERE WITH SOMEONE-UN!! SO WHILE YOU'RE HERE IN MY ARMS... LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF THE NIGHT LIKE WE'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG OH OH OH OHhHhHHHHhhHH!"

"SHUT UP!" You hear your brother scream.

"Yeah, yeah, alright, alright." You replied, turning off your music and putting on your clothes. You walked downstairs. "Mornin' Diavolo and brother dearest... and mother! I would never forget about my mother... obviously." You say with a dry laugh.

"Breakfast is ready when you're ready." She said with a smile.

"Alright thank you, madame." You say with an accent. She doesn't reply, just continues cooking, so you sit down and start eating. "Diavolo would you mind passing me uhm the thing for eating, please."

He turned away from you, "I-I don't know what that means..."

"She wants a fork just doesn't know what it's called cuz she's STUPID!"

You squint at him, "And you picked up a frog the other day and tried calling mom to tell her you had a nosebleed." You say coldly. That'll get him, me, telling that embarrassing story in front of his crush, BWAHAHAHA.

"HOW DARE YOU!" He yelled, he threw a fork at you, but it hit the wall. "THERE'S YOUR FORK YOU DUMBASS!"

"WHAT THE F-" You were interrupted by your mother standing in between you both.

"That is enough, children." She said with a sigh, "Fighting and cursing when there is a guest is rude, both of you finish eating and off to school."

"You just don't want us here or making trouble for you!" Doppio yells.

"Doppio that's enough she's right c'mon." You both are silent while eating and then you leave.

"Morning!" A boy greets you with a smile.

"K-Kakyoin? What are you doing here?" You say with a smile.

"Do you mind if we walk you to school from now on? I also wanted my friend here to apologize to you for yesterday." He said elbowing his friend in the abdomen REALLY hard.

"Yeah, whatever... sorry... y'know for laughing..." He said tilting down his hat.

"It's alright, I forgive you my child." He just gave you a disgusted look, at this you laugh, "Sorry."

"Shall we go?" Kakyoin says.

"Yessir!" You reply.

Thinking about it, Kakyoin was really cute and nice, NO! You like Rohan! You shake off your pink dusted cheeks when you notice Kakyoin looking at you with a concerned look on his face.

"Are you alright?" He asks.

"Y-yes I'm fine." You state calmly looking away trying not to be suspicious.

"If you say so."

You make it to the gate.

"Shall we part here?" Kakyoin asks you because this was where you two parted yesterday.

"Ah! Yes, I suppose we shall. See you tomorrow?" You ask.

"Of course." He says smoothly.

SmOoTh AsS mOtHeR f- Before you could finish that thought someone spoke up.

"Goodbye..." Jotaro says walking away.

"GOODBYE!!!!!" You yell really loud making him turn to you with a disgusted look on his face, you just had the look of satisfaction written all over your face when you walked away.

"She thinks she's hot stuff just because Jotaro and Kakyoin walk her home from school."

"Y'know if you talk a little quieter maybe I won't hear you." You said with a smile, "Just some advice." You said walking away.

You got to class without any more problems. Nice nice, you think to yourself. "Wait! HOLY SMOKES I'VE GOT VOLLEYBALL TODAY!" You scream in the hallway running for your dear life. You run into the changing rooms and get there right as they start warming up. "I'm sorry I was late." You bow in front of your coach. She then tells you to get up and laughs.

"Haha, why were you late?" She asked you.

"I forgot we had volleyball practice today," You say weakly.

"It's alright, you're here early every day so what's one day, right? Go warm-up!"

"Yeah I guess, alright." You head to do your warm-ups when you spot Suzie Q, "Hey Suzi-" You stopped abruptly because Jolyne whispered something into Suzie's ear, this confused you because Suzie's face looked all hurt when Jolyne walked away. She probably told her a riddle, I swear whenever someone tells her a riddle she can't decide between which answer to give and then she looks like she's constipated, you think laughing. Suzie then shot you a hurt look. Did she hear me?!?! SHE CAN READ MINDS!! You looked away from her messing with the volleyball in your hands.

After practice you never approached Suzie. You also didn't talk to her in class, at lunch Suzie sat with Jolyne and you felt hurt but not too much. Eating alone was fine, it didn't bother you, until...

"IF IT ISN'T LITTLE MISS KILL A SNAIL!" Someone shouted from behind you.

"What-oh gosh." It was that guy from the other day and his posse. The man with a weird beanie thing looked like he was holding in a laugh whereas the purple haired dude gave no effort to hold it in. The purple haired man actually walked up to you and put his arm around your shoulder still laughing.

"You know it cracks me up how mad he's been the past few days because of you stepping on that slimy thing. Abbacchio by way if you were wondering. I think we'll get along just fine." He finishes.

"A-alright..." You say a little weirded out.

"If we're doing introductions! My name is Narancia!~" He said happily, "But don't call me that, lowly scum like you shouldn't have the pleasure of my name touching your lips." He finished coldly.

Wow that was a full 180. You thought in your head. Hm... You took a piece of paper and wrote his name on it then put it up to your lips, "Your name has been tainted by my lips." You say laughing a bit. You then looked at him and he was being held back by a man with bangs and a bowl cut.

"Bruno Bucciarati. Please feel free to call me Bruno." He said, still holding the child back.

"Pannacotta Fugo. Just Fugo is fine, though." He said smugly.

"Um alright, next?" You ask jokingly as if this were a game show.

"I'll go. My name's Guido Mista, call me Mista."

"And the pretty little lady in the back?" You ask.

"A-ah... Trish Una... " She says shyly.

"What a beautiful name." You comment.

"T-thank you..." She says turning away blushing.

She either likes girls or swings both ways, you laugh in your head at your AMAZING detective skills.

"Now that we're done with introductions it's time to acknowledge the elephant in the room! Why did you laugh when you stepped on that snail? Are you really a psychopath or is there another reason?" He said as if he cared for your mental health. He sat down at your table and everyone else followed.

"Well if you're going to let me explain this time, I'll tell you." He gestured for you to go on, "Well. I was walking thinking about what an awful day I was having, and then something crunched underneath my foot, but I mean I was laughing because I was thinking in my mind that the connection between a crunching sound and Light Yagami's potato chip y'know from the anime? Where he goes, 'I will take a potato chip and eat it'?" He just looks at you, but the boy in the beanie got the joke and was laughing.

"I see..." Was all he said, and then they left.