Ugh I Hate You JJBA x Reader

I'm here for you.

( I did a bunch of exercises right after my volleyball practice so I'm in PAIN and am going to write you guys a nice chapter.) -A/N

To think two days ago I was so excited about the weekend but now it's Saturday and I'm lying on my face being pet like a dog, at my brother's friend's house, by my brother's friend...

"Hey, Diavolo."

"Yes?" He said happily.

"I appreciate this, and I'm sure my brother does too." You tell him.

"I've known you and Doppio ever since I can remember, this is the least I can do to pay you for your friendship."

"Whatever, man. Don't get all mushy on me now."

"All right, all right." He said in defeat.

"Was it my fault? That she y'know..."

"Of course not!" He yelled sternly at you. "That was her own decision, Y/N." He pulled you up to face him. "NEVER think that. I'm here. As long as I'm here I'll never let you think that again." He said, it was kind of scary.

"O_o."

"*Sigh* Don't look at me like that."

"O_o... Like what?"

"Like that! *Sigh*."

"Hehe. Don't get mad, I'm sorry." You said pouting.

He took one look at you and immediately turned red and looked away.

"Oh, what's wrong?" You asked him.

You turned his head to face you and he was as red as a strawberry. "Hoho I see you're into people younger than yourself, Mr. 18-year old." You teased.

"I-I don't know what you mean." He stammered.

"You totally have a crush on me!" You said in amazement.

"Y-Yeah right!" He tried to say but stuttered.

"Hehehehehehehehehehehe." You giggled uncontrollably, rolling on the floor.

"Shut up, shut up!" He said covering his ears, blushing.

"Wow, you're serious about me aren't you." You say wiping your tears from laughing so hard.

"It was unavoidable. One of the three of us were going to develop feelings for one another."

"Yeah, but I was so sure it was going to be Doppio..."

"Doppio!? That's incest!!" He said in shock.

You gave him the .o. and the .0. and then the .O. look.

"What?"

"You don't know!?"

"Know what?"

"Dude Doppio has a huge-!" You were interrupted.

"That's enough." A scary venomous voice said, covering your mouth with its wet hand. "I had to get out of the shower early because you just can't keep your damn mouth shut, can you?"

You started sweating bullets. Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap.

"She was just saying how I have a huge collection of family photos like a weirdo. HaHAHaHaHAha." Doppio finished awkwardly.

"Y-Yeah." You tried to play along. I thought he was showering! Does he have super hearing!?

"You should really put some clothes on." Diavolo suggested.